Wow!: NFL Star Only 3 Yards Away From Breaking Another Restraining Order
Having already smashed the NFL’s record for Class A misdemeanors, wide receiver Cooper Chase stands only three yards away from breaking an incredible eleventh restraining order in a single season.
Philly Dad Excited To Teach Son How To Throw Batteries
Frantically searching through the family junk drawer in hopes of finding the desired training materials, Philadelphia resident and proud father Robert Goldmill was reportedly excited to finally teach his son
Stanley Cup Prepares For Another Year Of Hanging Out With Drunk Assholes
After spending the past year perpetually partying and nursing hangovers with the Tampa Bay Lightning, the Stanley Cup has reportedly been mentally preparing itself for another year of hanging out
Here’s Which NBA Team You Should Bet On Winning The Stanley Cup, According To Bing Analytics
Here are this week’s hot tips. Shohei Otani is a slam-dunk to win Friday’s L.A. Galaxy. His completion is up 7 percent since joining the Jazz. NHL rookies, meanwhile, with
Congress Allocates Billions For Philadelphia Eagles Fan Defense Spending
In response to adding Eagles fans to the UN earlier this week and truly seeing what they’re capable of, The Senate passed a $74.1 billion spending bill Wednesday that hopes
5 Hall Of Fame Quarterbacks Who Completely Squandered Their Javelin Potential
NFL Hall of Fame bronze busts are an honor for those who shed blood, sweat, and tears on the gridiron, but they also represent a comprehensive list of those select
Is Taysom Hill The Utility Knife Of Quarterbacks Or The 8-Speed Blender Of Tight Ends?
With the NFL Draft behind us, and with mini camp coming soon The New Orleans Saints have quite the decision to make at quarterback. Is Taysom Hill “that guy” or
Here’s A List Of Scores From Games We Honestly Don’t Give A Shit About
Bruins – 1 Hurricanes – 5 Lightning – 0 Maple Leafs – 5 Blues – 4 Wild – 0 Kings – 4 Oilers – 3
NFL Unveils New Cryogenic Chambers For Fans To Freeze Themselves Until August
With the NFL Draft’s first round complete, the National Football League has announced an incredible new offseason product for diehard football fans. The league’s patented cryogenic chambers, available soon on
