‘Air Bud: Fur-mula 1’ Goes Through Record 30th Stunt Dog
It doesn’t say anywhere in the rule books that a dog can’t drive a car, but at least for union officials at SAG-AFTRA, there might be a rule soon, as
Cult Starting To Feel Like A Yoga Class
As concerned initiates of the Sacred Messengers of Isaiah religious cult were silently led from the Main Compound into an indoor dance studio smelling suspiciously like patchouli oil, they noted
Jerry Jones Announces Bid For Presidency
In a shocking turn of events, Jerry Jones, Dallas Cowboys owner, has announced his bid for Democratic Nominee in this year’s 2024 presidential election. Surrounded by Cowboys cheerleaders, Jones stepped
We Give Up: What Do YOU Think Happened In Tennis This Week?
We turned on tennis last week and we’ll admit it: intrusive thoughts of driving our Volvo Hybrid off local cliff “Satan’s Gorge” dominated our cerebrum. So. Here we are. Did
An Apology From Our Editors: Will Levis Was Not The Shooter
Hello World. We, here at Sports Riot, have made a grave journalistic error and are here to own up to it. Will Levis was NOT the shooter, from yesterday’s events.
Opinion: How Much Ritalin Am I Allowed To Give My Child So He Can Appreciate My Baseball Card Collection?
These Gen Z kids. They can’t pay attention to anything longer than a TikTok, let alone a whole baseball game. So, to fully enjoy my rare baseball card collection, it
NFL Offseason Update: Titans Still Around
Despite many changes throughout the league during this NFL offseason, Sports Riot has confirmed from multiple sources that the Tennessee Titans “still exist.” A spokesperson for the Tennessee Titans released
Cubs Excited To Announce Wrigley Field Bleachers Mostly Piss Free!
Hey Cubs fans! The Cubs front office is pumped to announce that the Wrigley Field bleachers are almost 100% mostly piss free! Through the hard work of the Wrigley grounds
This Day In Sports History: Babe Ruth Calls Own Death
June 29th, 1932: It was game three of an away series with the Chicago Cubs when George Herman “Babe” Ruth — a day after “calling his own shot” — called
