
Marathon Winner Has No Idea How To Spend Rest Of Her Afternoon
After winning The Chicago Marathon last week, former Olympic gold medalist Kathrine Switzer told reporters that she has no clue what to do with the rest of her day. “I’ve

WWE Names Roman Reigns Independent Contractor Of The Month
Fresh off wrestling his 100th match of the month, Roman Reigns, through hard work, determination, and not accepting a single second of overtime pay, was awarded with the highest honor

JJ Watt Now State Of Arizona’s Youngest White Male
After announcing last week that he would soon become a Cardinal, JJ Watt also became Arizona’s youngest white male at 32 years old. The title was previously held by Kurt

LeBron’s 10 Best Dunks Described Because We Couldn’t Get The Footage
We rank his ten best, with words since we couldn’t get the footage. The Akron Amazer As a senior in high school, LeBron amazed fans with a dunk that saw

Not Again: Shaq Eats Entire Little League Team
Cue the sports blooper reel! Looks like yet another Shaq snack-attack hit Florida’s Youth Baseball program this week. Starstruck onlookers at an Orlando Little League game confirm The Big Shamrock

Curt Schilling Threatens To Run For Office Again If Not Placed In The Baseball Hall Of Fame
Curt Schilling, enraged after once again failing to secure a spot among baseball’s immortal, announced his intention in a video to run for Massachusetts State Senate unless “the illegitimate body

Quiz: Is Your Man A Homerun Or A Ground Rule Double?
Look at him just sitting there watching Forged In Fire. He’s your man. But is he the explosive, firework-inducing, over-the-fence homerun type or more of the pretty good, no home

“Ted Lasso” Golden Globes Win Inspires World Soccer Fandom To Finally Start Caring About SNL
Soccer fans around the world have been inspired by “Ted Lasso’s” recent Golden Globes win to put aside their prejudice against American sketch comedy and cheer on “Saturday Night Live.”

Watch The Fuck Out: This Tennis Player Has A Headband
Tennis novice Paul Anderson came to a public Chicago tennis court looking for a few friendly matches but cowered with fear when he noticed his opponent sporting a fucking headband.
