
Pete Rose Wins The Over On How Long He’d Be Kept Out Of The Hall Of Fame
Former baseball player and current gambler, Pete Rose, added another big win to his legacy by successfully betting the over on how many years would go by without him being

Overfishing Forces Anglers To Start Targeting Scuba Divers
Since the United States Game and Fish Warden Committee announced that all lake, pond, stream, and deep-sea areas are overfished, anglers have now started targeting scuba divers. Jack Larson, a

Michael Jordan Loses Charlotte Hornets At Craps Table
In the latest of a string of ill-advised bets made by the Hall of Fame shooting guard, this Wednesday Michael Jordan reportedly gambled away his ownership stake in the Charlotte

Who Are The Big Three Top Ten GOAT Teams Of All-Star Time
The conversation of who is the greatest of all-star time begins and ends with Michael Jordan, but also continues with LeBron James, although Kobe Bryant has something to say about

Rebel On Ice: Meet The Bad Boy Of Curling Who Insists On Using A Rake
“From the top to the bottom, this whole sport is a flipping fraud,” said Zach Chandler, the rake-wielding bad boy who is redefining curling as we know it. Shattering his

Study: ED Medication Not Actually Capable Of Helping You Throw A Football Through A Tire Swing
An alarming new Duke University study has found that erectile dysfunction medications do not help its users throw a football through a tire swing, despite what television commercials for these

Gatorade Announces Return To Original Recipe
Declaring it the greatest advancement in hydration since the invention of bottles, Gatorade held a press conference this Thursday to announce they will be returning to a 100% pure gator

Heartwarming: MLB Player Cites ‘The Sandlot’ As Inspiration For Releasing Ferocious Dog On His Neighbor’s Kids
Speaking to reporters in the locker room after throwing his second no-hitter of the season, Los Angeles Dodgers’ pitcher Dexter Robinson discussed many of the events that have shaped him

Bass Pro Shop Widens Offerings To Bass Amateurs
Do you have a hungry desire to see a fish dead, but you’re not “good” at fishing? Fear not! Outdoor recreation retail giant Bass Pro Shop widened its offerings today
