This Year’s Swimsuit Issue Promises 153 More Tits!
We at Sports Riot have obtained an advance copy of the “Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 2023 Editor’s Letter,” detailing the magazine’s “big developments” for this year’s issue. We have published the
Kurt Cobain’s Corpse Blows Its Head Off Again After Hearing Of Seattle Kraken’s Use Of Nirvana Song To Celebrate Goal In Amazon’s Arena
With the lights out, it’s less dangerous/ Here we are now, entertain us/ I feel stupid and contagious/ Here we are now, entertain us/ A mulatto, an albino, a mosquito,
Hear Us Out: Fuck Baltimore, Edgar Allan Poe Was A Red Sox Fan
To you, the name Edgar Allan Poe might conjure three things: the Raven-black hair, the mustache, and of course, the macabre and lamp-lit streets of Baltimore. But what if I
Study: Gender Disparity In Sports Journalism Linked Back To Most Women Not Want To Waste Their Lives
The “Harvard Business Review” released a study Thursday attributing the current gender disparity in sports journalism to women not wanting to completely waste their lives on trivial and inconsequential nonsense.
Tom Brady Can Come Back From Retirement, So Can My Lazy 82-Year-Old Father
Tom Brady — Excellence. Dedication. Sacrifice. My 82-year old dad? Lazy. Bottom-percentile measurables. Retired since 2007. Tom Brady was only retired for a month, so I think the fifteen years
Star Struck: I Just Met Ray Lewis At Knifepoint And Didn’t Know What To Say
It was Friday night in Miami and I rear-ended the Aston Martin in front of me. When I approached the other car to trade insurance information, out stepped former legendary
Opinion: There’s No Crying In Baseball, But I Have Many Other Bodily Fluids To Offer
Even the most fair-weather baseball fan knows the famous ‘A League of Their Own’ adage “there’s no crying in baseball.” Fortunately, even though it’s true we’re forbidden to shed tears
Huge Balls: This Infielders WalkUp Song Is I Don’t Want To Wait by Paula Cole
When it’s time to choose a walk-up song, most ballplayers stick with hip-hop or hard rock. But one Texas Rangers first baseman has chosen a different tack. Exhibiting over-sized balls,
Adam Schefter Issues Preemptive Apology For Whatever He’s About To Say About Next Athlete’s Death
Following public outcry over his tweet about the death of Pittsburgh Steelers QB Dwyane Haskins, ESPN’s Adam Schefter issued a long-awaited formal preemptive apology for whatever he’s about to say regarding the next major athlete death. “Composing a single tweet about an athlete’s death would
