Wide Receiver Not Quite Local Commercial-Ready
Speaking outside Ellicott Motors in Tonawanda, New York, dealership owner Dan Baranski lamented to reporters that despite his celebrity status, Buffalo Bills receiver Zay Jones is not yet untalented enough
Witness In Russian Doping Scandal Dies In Mysterious Bicycle Explosion
A witness in the investigation into a Russian state-sponsored doping program exploded this morning just outside the Kremlin in a tragic bicycle fire. The blast occurred shortly after Yuri Plotnikov,
Eli Manning Proudly Informs Reporters That He’s On Chapter Four Of “Football For Dummies”
Eli Manning proudly informed reporters during a press conference Friday morning that he has officially reached chapter four of “Football for Dummies.” “It feels amazing to have finally found a
NFL Owner Lays Awake At Night Wondering If Players Like Him For His Personality Or His Money
Tossing and turning throughout the night as he tried to push the thought from his head, Carolina Panthers owner, David Tepper, told reporters he can’t shake the feeling that his
DePaul University Battles DePauw University In Announcer’s Nightmare
Veteran announcer Craig Whelan lived a waking nightmare last Wednesday when DePauw and DePaul Universities played one another in a basketball game at DePauw’s Neal Fieldhouse in Indiana. As early
Why Does Grandma Have So Many Old Pictures With Wilt Chamberlain?
When my editors asked me to write a piece on NBA fandom throughout the decades, I interviewed my father, and together, we looked through hundreds of photos and uncovered something
Peyton Manning Traded To Geico Commercials
Nationwide Mutual Insurance shocked the marketing world this Wednesday by agreeing to a blockbuster deal to send Peyton Manning to Geico in exchange for two cavemen and the hump-day camel.
Buffalo Bills Owner Plans To Relocate Team To 1964
In a radical move Buffalo Bills owner, Terrence Pegula, plans to relocate the team to the year 1964. Pegula announced the news at a press conference Thursday to a noticeably
The 2019 Tampa Bay Buccaneers: Are They the ‘2016 Tampa Bay Buccaneers’ of the NFL?
After four games in the books, the 2019 Tampa Bay Buccaneers beg the question: are they the 2016 Tampa Bay Buccaneers of the NFL? Even though they play in a
