
Quiz: How Many Eagles Fans Does It Take To Kill A Zoo Animal?
It’s a rite of passage for an Eagles fan to take down an opposing team’s fan, but you and your Philly friends have moved on to a larger and more

I Rubbed Scott Van Pelt’s Head And All I Got Was Hard
After years of patiently waiting, I finally rubbed Scott Van Pelt’s bald head and instead of getting everything I’ve ever asked for, my “bald head” broke through the zipper on

Breaking: Saquon Barkley Announces Plans Not To Return To Giants
Saquon Barkley called a special press conference earlier this morning outside the Eagles training facility. Coming off a tough win against the Baltimore Ravens, Barkley spoke to the Philadelphia media

You Asked, We Delivered: Mark Davis’ Tips For Mind-Blowing, Toe-Curling Sex
Finally – the NFL’s Black Friday Special! We’ve been waiting all year for this! But yet – there are a few unanswered questions that we KEEP getting bombarded with. Comment

Opinion: I Don’t Get Hard Watching Football Anymore
I used to have a full stiffy for all four hours of the Sunday football game, now I turn on the “game” and I don’t even get a twitch from

Fuck: Aaron Rodgers Picking Up His Guitar
Aaron Rodgers has reportedly killed the vibe of training camp yet again today after the superstar quarterback halted practice to pick up his acoustic guitar and gather the offense around

O-Lineman Opens Up About Lifelong Struggle With Human-Sized Toilets
Speaking from his home bathroom in Haverford, Pennsylvania, Monday, former Eagles offensive lineman Jason Kelce finally broke the decades-long silence about NFL his battle between human-sized toilets and giant-sized bodies.

New Law Requires Registered Arena Football Fans To Identify Themselves To Neighbors
Congress passed a new law Friday requiring all current and former Arena Football fans to identify themselves to neighbors within a 300-foot radius of their home. The Senate approved the

Bill Belichick Asks 40-Year-Old Daughter What 24-Year-Olds Are Into These Days
Despite being cool enough to land a twenty-something at 72, former Patriots head coach Bill Belichick turned to his 40-year-old daughter to fill in any knowledge gaps about what 24-year-olds
