Domestic Violence Will Never Be Tolerated Unless The Chiefs Need A Running Back
The National Football League’s domestic violence policy came into question last night during the Chiefs victory over the New Orleans Saints. Kareem Hunt boasted a 27 carry, 101 yard, and
Breaking: NY Jets Fire Robert Saleh, Hire Aaron Rodgers As Head Coach
“It’s time to hire a real coach around here,” boasted Aaron Rodgers to the New York media. While some around the league are in shock at the firing of a
Hold Up! If You Gaurantee $230 Million To A Piece Of Shit It May Not Work Out?
“First off, I’ve heard the allegations and it’s time I admit they’re true,” Deshaun Watson said to the Cleveland press. Watson took to the podium immediately after strong accusations of
Pardon Our Delay: OJ Simpson Arrested For Alleged Murder
For thirty years, we have neglected to report and are just learning of OJ Simpson’s alleged murder arrest. In doing so, we have misled our readers about Mr. Simpson. Sports
Report: Dad Has ‘Favorite Black Quarterback’
Speaking to his son on the phone, local dad and lifelong NFL fan, Martin Wilhite, proudly announced that after years of waiting, he had finally chosen a favorite Black quarterback
Milwaukee Brewers Wondering If There’s Some Magical Beverage That Can Help Them Forget Playoff Loss
After last night’s crushing season-ending loss, players on the Milwaukee Brewers were reportedly scouring their refrigerators wondering if, please God, there’s something they can drink to take the edge off.
Dan Campbell Apologizes For Accidentially Devouring Game Ball Meant For Jared Goff
After Jared Goff’s perfect performance against the Seattle Seahawks Dan Campbell took to the media to apologize for accidentally devouring the game ball meant for Goff. “It’s my bad,” said
Caitlin Clark Rookie of the Year Trophy Chucked At Her Head
Shortly before being knocked unconscious, Caitlin Clark was awarded and then thrown the prestigious WNBA Rookie of the Year award, on Wednesday. “It’s an honor,” Clark said while still visibly
Andy Reid’s 23&Me Results Reveal He Is 30% Corned Beef Hash
During a press conference following Sunday’s 17–10 win to the Chargers, Chiefs’ head coach Andy Reid shared that his 23andMe results were in, and reportedly 30% of his lineage stems
