Relief Pitcher Sick Of Hearing About How Tired Starting Pitcher Is
After taking the mound in the bottom of the 7th inning last night, relief pitcher Tommy Laszlo told reporters he’s sick and tired of having to hear how exhausted the
Lonely Pitcher Really Appreciates Mound Visit
Returning to the bullpen on Friday night, San Diego Padres pitcher Chris Paddack mentioned to reporters how incredibly pleased he was that pitching coach Larry Rothschild and catcher Francisco Mejia
Amazing: Watch These Little Leaguers Complete A Triple Play Against Three Very Out Of Shape Kids
During a humid July game in Iowa, a Little League game witnessed an incredible feat of athleticism, accompanied by gross incoordination. The match up today is between the mighty Tigers
Michael Jordan Claims 100th Consecutive One-On-One Victory Against Make-A-Wish Kids
Further solidifying his status as the greatest basketball player of all time, this Saturday Bulls legend Michael Jordan set the world record for most consecutive one-on-one victories against terminally ill
MLB Condenses Season To 15,435 Games
Responding to the novel coronavirus pandemic that had endangered the MLB season, commissioner Rob Manfred yesterday announced that the league will dramatically reduce this upcoming season to a paltry 15,435
Climate Scientists Expect Field Hockey To Overtake Ice Hockey By 2032
Signaling the need for immediate action to slow the potential catastrophic impacts of climate change on indoor and outdoor rinks worldwide, scientists today released their findings in a report that
“Extreme Basketball!” Shouts Vince McMahon Frantically Searching For Piece Of Paper
According to numerous witnesses present at the local Starbuck’s yesterday, WWE executive and XFL founder Vince McMahon, a patron during the morning rush, suddenly shouted “extreme basketball” before hurriedly looking
NFL Owners Release Joint Statement In Support Of Money
Responding to the financial unrest unfolding across the United States, NFL owners today released a joint statement bravely supporting the production, acquisition, and protection of money. “We find it reprehensible
Report: “Great Game” Deserves Some Ice Cream, Don’t You Think?
Wow, whatta game! That kind of performance deserves a McDonald’s cone or maybe even a Blizzard, don’t you think? ⠀ I gotta say, the red team played really well, but
