Hear Us Out: We Give Owners CTE
The worry of chronic traumatic encephalopathy, or CTE, is leading to some terrible optics for the NFL. To help these issues go away, we at Sports Riot think the best
Kyrie Seeks Trade From Mind
Controversial Brooklyn Nets star Kyrie Irving shocked the world this week when he requested a trade from his mind. The move comes on the heels of hundreds, if not thousands,
LeBron James Writhing In Pain After Pregame Handshakes
A particularly firm pregame handshake from Denver’s Nikola Jokic left LeBron James writhing in pain on the floor of the Staples Center last Saturday, causing a five-minute game delay as
Kurt Cobain’s Corpse Blows Its Head Off Again After Hearing Of Seattle Kraken’s Use Of Nirvana Song To Celebrate Goals In Amazon’s Arena
With the lights out, it’s less dangerous/ Here we are now, entertain us/ I feel stupid and contagious/ Here we are now, entertain us/ A mulatto, an albino, a mosquito,
What A Waste: Make A Wish Kid Chooses To Attend Minnesota Timberwolves Game
In a move that shocked the entire nonprofit industry, terminally ill child Danny Velasquez wasted his once in a lifetime Make-A-Wish on tickets to a Minnesota Timberwolves game. Velasquez reportedly
We Rank The Top 30 NBA Teams By How Many LeBron James’ They Have
LeBron is life, LeBron is basketball, and it’s said that wherever two or more people are gathered in his name, LeBron is with them. But is it really possible to
How To Watch A Live Birth Like A College Football Recruiter
If you’re a recruiter that wants to beat the elite programs to the punch, you’re gonna need to get your commitments early — even if you gotta start scouting in
Rusty Eagles Fan Needs A Few Games To Get Into Midseason Harassment Shape
Following a summer of warm weather, fresh air, and an alarming lack of battery-throwing, one Eagles fan admitted he was nowhere near midseason-harassment shape and would need a few games
Urban Meyer Still Lurking For Next Opportunity
Claiming he was “trailing in the fourth, but not out of it yet,” disgraced Jaguars coach Urban Meyer gave a surprise press conference on Wednesday maintaining that he was actively
