
10 NBA Superstars Who Got Their Start Later In Life
Are you having trouble getting your NBA career off the ground? Get inspired by these ten NBA stars who didn’t play competitive basketball until their thirties, forties and beyond! 1.

Miami Mayor Promises At Least Three More Fish-Themed Sports Franchises By 2029
Miami Mayor Fernando Garcia was re-elected to a second term on Tuesday, defeating Republican challenger Tomás Regalado by a wide margin. Many believe Garcia owes his victory to his campaign

Cynical Ref Deems Field Goal ‘Good, But Not Great’
After ruling on the field that a kick from Green Bay’s Mason Crosby was good, veteran NFL referee Dan Hruska stopped play Sunday to make an additional clarification that while

Recently Toothless Hockey Player Can Finally Fit Entire Puck In His Mouth
In a stunning development, Brady Holmes has become the first NHL player in the past five seasons to fit an entire hockey puck into his mouth. Brady’s teammates say that,

Wide Receiver Not Quite Local Commercial-Ready
Speaking outside Ellicott Motors in Tonawanda, New York, dealership owner Dan Baranski lamented to reporters that despite his celebrity status, Buffalo Bills receiver Zay Jones is not yet untalented enough

Witness In Russian Doping Scandal Dies In Mysterious Bicycle Explosion
A witness in the investigation into a Russian state-sponsored doping program exploded this morning just outside the Kremlin in a tragic bicycle fire. The blast occurred shortly after Yuri Plotnikov,

Eli Manning Proudly Informs Reporters That He’s On Chapter Four Of “Football For Dummies”
Eli Manning proudly informed reporters during a press conference Friday morning that he has officially reached chapter four of “Football for Dummies.” “It feels amazing to have finally found a

NFL Owner Lays Awake At Night Wondering If Players Like Him For His Personality Or His Money
Tossing and turning throughout the night as he tried to push the thought from his head, Carolina Panthers owner, David Tepper, told reporters he can’t shake the feeling that his

DePaul University Battles DePauw University In Announcer’s Nightmare
Veteran announcer Craig Whelan lived a waking nightmare last Wednesday when DePauw and DePaul Universities played one another in a basketball game at DePauw’s Neal Fieldhouse in Indiana. As early
