Coronavirus Forces Bullfighters To Murder Bulls Without Audience
In a tragic turn of events, social distancing measures have forced Spanish officials to ban audiences from bullfights, devastating the millions of bloodthirsty fans who enjoy watching animals be taunted
Suddenly Charitable NFL Player Must Have Done Something Horrible
Following a particularly philanthropic day, fans of star Broncos wide receiver Marcel Voight have become suspicious that the suddenly charitable NFL player must have done something horrible. Voight, who has
Look Inside This Athlete’s Beautiful Mansion Before It Goes Into Foreclosure
Hey! You, over there! You wanna see something cool? Do you remember that player on the Celtics? He played 13 seasons in the NBA and this is all his mansion.
Lifelong St. Louis Rams Fan Just Wants To Witness One 10.0-Rated Los Angeles Earthquake Before He Dies
There’s only one item on lifelong St. Louis Rams fan David Harbrook’s bucket list: to see a 10.0-rated earthquake lay waste to the city of Los Angeles. Writing on his
NFL Owners Finally Able To Enjoy Jumbotron Pornography In Peace
While the novel coronavirus continues to impact everyday life, there have been some bright spots for athletes, who now spend more time with their families. For NFL owners, it’s provided
Stud College QB Already Has Eight Childrem
All-American quarterback and absolute freaking stud, Ben Brown, has incredibly already fathered eight children with eight different women and he’s only nineteen. Studs, absolute bad-asses like Brown come a long
Pro Guns? Sounds Like A New Sport To Us
America loves high-powered sports, and since most sports use guns anyway, it was inevitable that we finally have a space dedicated to developing and celebrating Pro Guns. The founders of
John Stockton And Karl Malone Get Together To Reminisce About Losing
Utah Jazz Hall of Famers John Stockton and Karl Malone were seen hanging out at Vivint Smart Home Arena yesterday, reportedly reminiscing about the many successful years they spent losing
Hear Us Out: Rowing But Take Away The Rowers’ Trust Funds
We all know the rhyme: Row, row, row your boat / Gently down the stream / Merrily merrily, merrily, merrily / Life is but a scheme But it doesn’t have to be. Consider a world where having a
