Racism Over: This Golf Ball Is Black
For nearly 400 years, systemic racism has oppressed and killed hundreds of millions on golf courses across America. No more. Thankfully, Titleist has created a United States Golf Association-certified black
Baker Mayfield Loses FirstEnergy Stadium In Divorce
Speaking at a press conference held outside of the MC Hammer wing of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame where he is temporarily residing, Browns quarterback and former owner
Hear Us Out: Give PEDs To Home Plate Umpires And Let’s See How Intense Their Calls Can Get
We get it: baseball sucks. Between the slow play scattered over nine agonizing innings to the lack of muscle power from our favorite sluggers, the game needs a drastic shake
Catcher’s Mixed Signals Lead To Stolen Kiss
In an unforced error last Wednesday, Tampa Bay’s pitcher’s mixed signals to the catcher lead to a stolen kiss. “I couldn’t tell what he wanted me to do. Take it
Senior PGA Tour Put On Hold After Yet Another Caddy Run Over By Golf Cart
When the PGA Department of Motor Vehicles approved golf carts for players over age 50, they sought to provide the game’s legends with a sense of independence as they sailed
Cubs Fans Protest COVID Trough Restrictions
Claiming it upends a longstanding tradition that many consider “the ultimate rite of pissage,” irate Chicago Cubs fans have been picketing Wrigley Field for weeks now to protest the social
If We Allow Two Zambonis To Resurface The Ice, What’s To Stop Them From Getting Married?
We at Sports Riot pride ourselves on our forward-thinking attitude. Whether it’s defunding the Dallas Cowboys, adding grenades to baseball, or even treating Bills fans like real people, we’re always
NFL Draft Promises To Be Another Year Of Teams Selecting Players In Order
With the 2021 NFL Draft lurking just around the corner, fans won’t have to wait much longer for what promises to be another thrilling year of teams selecting players in
Chargers Trade First-Round Pick To Rams For 17 Fans
In a move sure to shake up the AFC West, the Los Angeles Chargers made a major offseason splash today by trading their first-round draft pick to the Los Angeles
