Hurry Up! The White Sox Are Giving Free Copper Piping To The First 200 Fans At Today’s Game
Step right up! Step right up! Come have some southside copper piping! Feel like a loser? So do we! In fact, over a hundred times over, so here’s some copper
Tua On Recovery Timeline: ‘My Name Is Samantha. I Am Twelve Years Old.’
Speaking to reporters for the first time since his concussion, Tua Tagovailoa, Miami Dolphins star quarterback, answered questions, and spoke about timeline and his eventual return. Tua approached the podium
This Day In Sports History: Billie Jean King Defeats Sexism For A Couple Of Hours
Remember sexism? Of course you do: It’s the prevailing law of the day! But what if we told you that on September 20, 1973, for a period of almost two
Pardon Our Delay: George Steinbrenner – Rest In Peace – (1930-2010)
For fourteen years, we have neglected to acknowledge the passing of New York Yankees owner George Steinbrenner. In doing so, we have misled our readers about Mr. Steinbrenner. Sports Riot
An Apology From Our Editors: Kirk Cousins Is Not A Member Of OutKast
Sports Riot has been oft-criticized for its bold segments on the intersection between music and sports: case in point, our three-part series on why Pete Rose should sing for System
Panthers Replace Bryce Young With Ginger-Piece-Of-Shit
The Carolina Panthers have seen enough from former #1 overall pick Bryce Young and are looking to level-up the position. “It’s high time we upgrade behind Center,” said Panthers head
Lincoln Financial Field Announces New Mega Sandwich To Stick In Your Fat Fucking Maw
EAGLES FANS REJOICE! For the Bird’s home opener tonight Lincoln Financial Field has announced a new “Philly Special” Sandwich that’s so big and so mega its creation is specifically for
Andy Reid Out 2-4 Weeks With Chicken Tenderitis
Shocking news out of the Kansas City Chiefs’ organization this morning. Head coach Andy Reid has announced he’s on injured reserve with a 3-4 week expected recovery time with the
Injury Report: Not-Caitlin-Clark Out For Season
BREAKING: Sports Riot has just been informed by the @wnba ‘s league fax machine (their only outbound communication device) that Not-Caitlin-Clark is out for the season. “Our hearts are broken
