Monster Truck Effortlessly Wins Daytona 500
A rookie monster truck took the checkered flag after destroying all the other cars during the first lap of this year’s Daytona 500. The Bass Pro Shop No. 47 truck
Two Bengals Season Tickets Open Up After Andy Dalton’s Parents Finally Accept Their Son For Who He Is
It’s a parent’s worst nightmare: your child has a serious problem, and despite all your efforts to lend them quarterback assistance, they cannot overcome it. Unfortunately for the parents of
Jay Gruden Proud To Announce He’s Already Halfway Through Season Six Of ‘Gilmore Girls’
Jay Gruden, who was recently fired from his job as head coach of the Washington Redskins, told reporters this Tuesday that, rather than wallowing in self-pity, he has spent the
Daniel Snyder Knows He’s Not The Problem. But, Do You?
Our owner, Daniel Marc Snyder, wishes to issue the following statement on His behalf: “Mr. Snyder fully understands that He is not now – nor has He ever been –
Cowboys Cheerleaders Unveil Cheer Asking For Health Insurance
Suppressing their pain as they gyrated in front of AT&T Stadium’s sold-out crowd, the Dallas Cowboys’ Cheerleaders debuted a new cheer this Sunday that featured them pleading with the organization
Kicker and Punter Feel Strange Pressure To Be Friends
Speaking to reporters before the game on Thursday, Cincinnati Bengals placekicker Randy Bullock and punter Kevin Huber confirmed that apparently based on their positions alone, there has always been this
Struggling WNBA Considers Lowering Rims And Replacing All Players With Men
The WNBA Board of Governors announced at their annual meeting today several rule changes under consideration to improve the bland on-court product, including whether to lower the rims and immediately
This Week’s Non-Athletic-Regular-Human Power Rankings
Last week’s rankings struck up heated debates at water coolers across the nation. We received many letters–here’s this week’s Non-Athletic-Regular-Human Power Rankings. 5. Chase Watford, 31, Accountant – Milwaukee, WI:
Coach Likes to Think of Himself as Abusive Father to Players
Behind every great athlete is a great coach and an even greater human. For a local little league football program, that man is none other than Jack Hanson, whose gift
