First Half Of Push-Up Going Great
Speaking from the floor of his apartment living room on Saturday, local 43-year-old graphic designer and extremely recent fitness enthusiast Ethan Hawley reported that at least one-half of the first
ESPN Gonna Milk This Player’s Dead Dad For All It’s Worth
When the Steelers drafted Clemson receiver Clarence Perry Jr. in the sixth round of last month’s draft, ESPN came prepared to milk every last teardrop from the tragic death of
Drop Fucking Everything: North Dakota-North Dakota State Rivalry Heating Up
Drop fucking everything: The Fighting Hawks are playing the Bison right fucking now and this shit is intense as fuck! The heated UND-NDSU rivalry is in full swing, and all 17 rabid fans in
Patrick Mahomes Buys Chiefs
Shortly after signing a $500 million, 10-year extension with the Kansas City Chiefs, Chiefs superstar Patrick Mahomes decided to use the money to purchase a majority stake in his own
Temp Agency Places Another Interim Coach
Renowned temp agency Pigskin Professionals has placed yet another interim coach for the Jacksonville Jaguars, their largest client, with all of their head coaches being temp placements dating back to
Due To Social Distancing, Hockey Fights Forced To Be Sticks Only
In an effort to ensure the safety of the players, the NHL has announced new social distancing rules that include all fights being regulated to sticks only. “Fighting has always
Savvy Baserunner Executes Rare Hidden Bat Trick
Illustrating just how much of a student of the game he is, Chicago Cubs third baseman Kris Bryant executed a rare hidden bat trick against the Cincinnati Reds today, leading
Report: Major League Soccer Is Back Or Has Disbanded Or Something
According to sources at the local pub, Major League Soccer is back or has disbanded or something. Based on chatter around the bar, it sounds like the MLS has either
Little League Player Day-To-Day With Broken Family
The A.J. Plumbing Co. Hornets little league baseball team today announced that outfielder Tyler Jeffries has sustained an injury to his family system and is day-to-day with a broken family.
