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Kids these days are ruthless. Recess is a warzone, now. And, me? I see the truth. Am I unemployed? Yes. Single? Also, very much yes. But this footage? It’s legendary.

We all know the story of hotshot lawyer Gordon Bombay and how his DUI forced him to coach hockey for at-risk youths as punishment. ‘The Mighty Ducks’ served as a

When self-described hobbyist Bobby Carver finally got his fishing license, he was too proud to turn down the Bass Pro salesman for a year of couples fly fishing classes. Carver,

Every year the world’s best hockey players battle it out for a chance to hoist the Stanley Cup—but did you know that the world famous trophy was actually inspired by

Here at Sports Riot, we like to sample the goods while we’re on the road, and over the years we’ve managed to suck and fuck our way through almost every

In an unexpected move, the Professional Golfers Association made an announcement on Friday that “phase two” of merging with the Saudi-backed LIV Golf League, the organization had accepted a buyout

Ever wander through a Dick’s and picture for yourself a brand-new life, one that has you paddling down some death-defying rapids? Truth is, you can have the rapids or the

Chaos erupted today when Philadelphia Flyers mascot Gritty consumed a pool of blood on the ice, activating a never-before-seen primal rage that sent him on a 92-minute rampage that left

Hockey Mascot. Orange Prankster. Monster of God? In a move that many didn’t see coming, the Philadelphia Flyers beloved mascot Gritty is absolutely cleaning house on the Christian Mingle dating

The International Fitness and Bodybuilding Federation announced today that they will be adding a “Most Shrunken Scrotum” category to competition, following years of outcry for its inclusion. The move comes

What if I told you that absolutely insane, once-in-a-century things are happening in hockey right now? That’s right: What MJ and the Bulls did to the NBA in the ‘90s,

While the PGA recognizes that “Happy Gilmore” is the most realistic film depicting the lives of professional golfers — from their arrogance towards commoners to their undermining of non-Christians like