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Local News Editor Having Trouble Finding Footage Of Falcons Players Where They Don’t Look Depressed
Death Threats Against Eagles’ New Team Scout Ameena Soliman Refreshingly Only 40% Religion-Based
Nick Saban Breathes Sigh Of Relieft After Learning Player’s “Failed Test” Was Only Referring To Final Exam
“Hello friends. And more importantly, hello enemies. I will find you and I will end you.”
-Jim Nantz
“My nickname in high school was ‘Big Bad’ Bob Costas. You don’t want to fuck with me.”
-Bob Costas
“I think more people should throw the ball 75 yards downfield.”
-Patrick Mahomes, on strategy
Football Players Speak Out About How It Feels To Be Dehumanized As “X’s” and “O’s”
A new documentary released this Monday featured a coalition of NFL players speaking out against the dehumanizing culture behind being reduced to X’s and O’s. More Than A Letter includes
Jay Cutler Still Ready To Throw Ball In Area Of Teammates
Saying he misses the adrenaline of closing his eyes and just throwing the ball wherever, free agent quarterback Jay Cutler announced today his post-retirement training has made him more capable
Amazing: This Lineman Lost 100 Pounds And Then His Job
Deciding that enough was enough, this NFL lineman, Brad Taylor, decided to take his health into his own hands, by dropping 100 pounds. This incredible and amazing feat did however
NFL Celebrates CTE Unawareness Month
The National Football League has announced it will be introducing CTE Unawareness Month this coming season. The league will promote the initiative using the hashtag #ForgetAboutCTE. All 32 franchises plan
All 32 NFL Franchises Announce They’re Moving To London
In a move to broaden the global reach of the NFL, this Wednesday each of the league’s 32 teams announced their plans to relocate to London before the start of
Something Is Wrong: “Sk8er Boi” Played Three Times Over Stadium Speakers
Authorities are reporting that the song “Sk8er Boi” by Avril Lavigne was played three times in a row during Sunday’s matchup, causing mass panic and hysteria among spectators, staff and
Backup Quarterback Ready For Chance To Show Fans Just How Average He Can Be
After seeing limited snaps in his first four seasons, recently signed backup quarterback Bert McGrath told reporters gathered outside of his team’s facilities Thursday that he’s ready for an opportunity
Brian Urlacher Stole My Hair!
A Heralding First Hand Account By Former Bears Fan Carl Kawolski Until now, I’ve never told anyone what happened to me. How could I? But, I’ll never forget the day that