FOOTBALL
“When you think about it, football is pretty easy.”
–Travis Kelce, on having Patrick Mahomes
“I’m just glad Terry Bradshaw isn’t alive to see this disgraceful Steelers performance.”
–Terry Bradshaw
Lifelong St. Louis Rams Fan Just Wants To Witness One 10.0-Rated Los Angeles Earthquake Before They Die
There’s only one item on lifelong St. Louis Rams fan David Harbrook’s bucket list: to see a 10.0-rated earthquake lay waste to the city of Los Angeles. Writing on his
31-Year-Old Running Back Put Down Following Severe Knee Injury
Sports Riot is reporting that following a severe knee injury during the fourth quarter of Sunday’s game, Minnesota Vikings’ star running back Carter Williams was taken out back by Vikings’
Hospital Visit From Team Punter Alerts Kid To Fact He’s Probably Gonna Survive
The appearance of Dolphins’ punter Alex Loman on Wednesday confirmed to the family of 6-year-old crash-victim Colin Hannegan that Colin would not only survive the accident but likely, one day,
Disney Apologizes For Muppet Version Of ‘Remember The Titans’
Following a controversy-laden release on Disney+, the media giant has come forward today to apologize for their ill-advised Muppet remake of ‘Remember the Titans’. “‘Remember the Titans’ is a powerful
This Day In Sports History: Virginia McCaskey Acquires Bears In Louisiana Purchase
The Chicago Bears are a team with a history as deep and rich as the lasagna those locals try to pass off as “pizza.” But as one recently unearthed historical
Dallas Cowboys Scramble To Fill Out Roster After Entire Team Dies In Saloon Shootout
The big boss men up Dallas way have found theirselves in a predicament t’fill a roster after all their Cowboys done perished in a saloon shootout come last Saturday. Folk
Is Dak Prescott The Kirk Cousins Of Jimmy Garoppolos?
With other quarterbacks, it’s clear where they stand in the League. Lamar Jackson? Any analyst worth their salt will tell you he’s the Michael Vick of Steve Youngs. Aaron Rodgers?
Aaron Rodgers Admits To Pat McAfee His Favorite Quarterback Of All Time Is Aaron Rodgers
Aaron Rodgers has done it again. On Tuesday’s Pat McAfee Show, Rodgers, exhibiting his trademark humility, revealed his “favorite quarterback of all time.” The answer, he admitted, was “Aaron Rodgers.”
