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“I’m a harmless individual. Unless you’re Mason Rudolph, whose head I will crush into his neck. Please give my love to your family. Unless you’re Mason Rudolph, whose love for his family I will crush into his neck.”
–Myles Garrett
“It’s about working hard and showing up every day to work.”
–Dak Prescott, when asked if he has a favorite color
Adam Schefter Issues Preemptive Apology For Whatever He Says About Next Athlete’s Death
Following public outcry over his tweet about the death of Pittsburgh Steelers QB Dwyane Haskins, ESPN’s Adam Schefter issued a long-awaited formal preemptive apology for whatever he’s about to say regarding the next major athlete death. “Composing a single tweet about an athlete’s death would be
Opinion: Proactive Lions First Round Pick Starts Studying For Real Estate License
Miles Campbell grew up dreaming of playing in the NFL. Now, after the Detroit Lions selected him with their first-round pick, the college stalwart continues to look ahead to his
Debate Time: Tom Brady Vs Joe Montana, But It’s 1792 Japan And They Both Have Throwing Stars
It’s a debate as old as time: Tom Brady vs. Joe Montana. Who would win? Who’s the greatest ever? We know what you’re thinking, dear reader. What if this was
Jacksonville Jaguars GM Mulls Over Which Prospect They Want To Ruin With 2023 No. 1 Pick
Sources close to Jacksonville Jaguars general manager Trent Baalke have reported that the team seems tantalizingly close to finalizing which college football player’s life they will decide to irrevocably destroy
Finally: NFL Releases Statement Denying Pat Tillman Died Of CTE
Nearly 20 years after Pat Tillman’s death, the NFL has finally clarified the former Arizona Cardinals safety did not die of CTE while on patrol in Afghanistan. Commissioner Roger Goodell
In Last Ditch Effort To Avoid War With Russia, Joe Biden Deploys 1980 Olympic Hockey Team
Joe Biden deployed the full roster of the 1980 United States Olympic Hockey Team to eastern Ukraine this past weekend in hopes the ragtag group could pull off another miracle
Why, Though?: Detroit Lions Just Announced Voluntary Rebrand To ‘Detroit Football Team’
When the 2022 season begins, fans with a watchful eye may notice an interesting change. Starting this offseason, the Detroit Lions will undergo a voluntary rebrand to become the Detroit
Wow!: NFL Star Only 3 Yards Away From Breaking Another Restraining Order
Having already smashed the NFL’s record for Class A misdemeanors, wide receiver Cooper Chase stands only three yards away from breaking an incredible eleventh restraining order in a single season.
