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Someone Should Tell Him: Rob Gronkowski Currently Under Impression He’s Still Being Filmed For ‘Man In The Arena’
We Asked A Panel Of Psychiatrists To Weigh In On How Much Antonio Brown Fucked Up Their Fantasy Playoff Run
“For the right situation, I could be convinced to come out of retirement.”
–Rob Gronkowski, on joining the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
“You used to be a head coach, right? What would you do here?”
–Mike McCarthy, to Dann Quinn, every five seconds
“New season, new goals–this year we’re biting dicks.”
–Dan Campbell, Detroit Lions Head Coach
Gronk Opens Up About His Family’s Tragic History Of Dying In Corn Mazes
With autumn in full swing, former tight end Rob “Gronk” Gronkowski opened up on Sunday about his family history of dying in corn mazes, detailing a phenomenon that has claimed
Hear Us Out: We Give Owners CTE
The worry of chronic traumatic encephalopathy, or CTE, is leading to some terrible optics for the NFL. To help these issues go away, we at Sports Riot think the best
How To Watch A Live Birth Like A College Football Recruiter
If you’re a recruiter that wants to beat the elite programs to the punch, you’re gonna need to get your commitments early — even if you gotta start scouting in
Rusty Eagles Fan Needs A Few Games To Get Into Midseason Harassment Shape
Following a summer of warm weather, fresh air, and an alarming lack of battery-throwing, one Eagles fan admitted he was nowhere near midseason-harassment shape and would need a few games
Urban Meyer Still Lurking For Next Opportunity
Claiming he was “trailing in the fourth, but not out of it yet,” disgraced Jaguars coach Urban Meyer gave a surprise press conference on Wednesday maintaining that he was actively
Watson Hoped Slap On Wrist Would Be Slap On Penis
Sources close to suspended Cleveland Browns’ quarterback Deshaun Watson say that the player hoped his recent punishment for assaulting dozens of masseuses would be less a slap on the wrist
US Government Enlists Nick Saban To Scream At Economy Until We Reach Proper Performance
The U.S. Department of Commerce announced on Monday its plans to enlist University of Alabama head football coach Nick Saban to scream the economy back to pre-COVID performance levels. “The
NFL Blooper Reel Features 3 Never-Before-Seen Deaths
Player deaths are highly sought after highlights that are typically reserved for team owner’s private collections, but an NFL+ subscription will get you never before seen access to the wildest