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Report: ‘Terrible Towel’ Tradition Links City Of Pittsburgh Back To Old Days When Its Citizens Still Regularly Showered

“There are certain sexpectations for our cheerleaders.”
-Jerry Jones, before drooling on his bib

“Hello friends. And more importantly, hello enemies. I will find you and I will end you.”
-Jim Nantz

“My nickname in high school was ‘Big Bad’ Bob Costas. You don’t want to fuck with me.”
-Bob Costas

Julian Edleman Still Waiting For Tom Brady To Come Back From That Trip To “Get Some Cigarettes”
When Tom Brady left the Patriots practice facility in March, he assured a concerned Julian Edelman he’d be right back and was just running out to get some cigarettes. With

Zoom NFL Draft Interrupted By Hacked Feed Streaming 35 Continuous Minutes Of Antonio-Brown-Themed Hentai
REPORT: Zoom was hacked once again during this year’s virtual NFL Draft. ESPN went quickly to commercial, but if you were watching closely enough millions of viewers witnessed a near

Dumbass 5 Year Old Picks Detroit Lions As Favorite Team
After seeing a bright blue version of his favorite animal, 5 year old Jackson Montana has unknowingly doomed himself by selecting the Detroit Lions as his favorite football team. Jackson,

Confused Right Guard Not Sure Why They Named A Deodorant After Him
Packers right guard Billy Turner said this past Wednesday that he was still trying to “get up to speed stick” as to why underarm deodorant company Right Guard® chose to

Is It Time For An NFL Team To Move To Chicago?
CHICAGO – It may be hard to believe, but the city of Chicago – the nation’s 3rd largest metropolis – does not currently have a professional football team to call

Tom Brady’s New Contract Getting Him One Step Closer To Making That Sweet Kirk Cousins Money
Entering his 21st season in the NFL and after signing a 2-year $50 Mil contract with the Buccaneers, Tom Brady is finally gaining ground on an achievement that has eluded

New Rams Stadium Made From 60% Compostable Lower-Income Homes
Construction is underway for the new SoFi Stadium in Inglewood, and true to the city of Los Angeles’ forward-thinking spirit, lead engineering firm AECOM Hunt has promised that the finished

After 4,516 NFL Mock Drafts Here’s What We Know
With the NFL Draft underway, we at Sports Riot have been hard at work calculating 4,516 mock drafts in order to predict precisely what will happen this weekend. Here’s what




