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Sideline Reporter Just Gonna Pretend There Isn’t Blood Gushing From Quarterback’s Ear During Halftime Interview
“I haven’t opened a beer with an AR-15.”
–Trevor Lawrence, on Jacksonville traditions he’s yet to embrace
“We think alike, we act alike, hell after all these years in the booth together we even started finishing each other’s wives.”
–Troy Aikman, on his relationship with Joe Buck
“I find that if you put money in the bank over and over without spending as much, over time you’ll have more than before.”
–LeBron James, wearing glasses
Hear Us Out: Sex, But With Doug Flutie
We know you haven’t thought about Doug Flutie in 20 years, and when he does cross your mind, it’s not about making sweet, sweet sex with him. Trust us, we
Study: American Football Gaining Popularity Among Britain’s Most Dogshit People
After 15 years of NFL games in London, American football is finally growing in popularity amongst Britain’s most dogshit people. According to a new study published in the renowned sociological
Report: Antonio Brown Beginning To Show Signs Of Early-Onset ‘Being Antonio Brown’
According to a report from ESPN NFL insider Adam Schefter, those closest to free agent wide receiver Antonio Brown have privately expressed concern that Brown is displaying signs he may
Big Ten Assures Public Next Sex Abuse Scandal Will Be A Little More Private
The Big Ten issued a statement Monday assuring the public that the next sexual abuse scandal that rocks the conference will be kept a little more private than has been
Report: Aaron Rodgers Mulling Which Team He Wants To Choke For Next Season
After 16 years with the Green Bay Packers, sources close to Aaron Rodgers have confirmed the four-time MVP was strongly considering choking for another franchise next season before ultimately working
Quiz: Were You At A ‘Mad Max: Fury Road’ Convention Or A Raiders Game?
Navigating the precarious worlds of various fan bases’ quirks and peculiarities can be difficult — especially when alcohol is involved. That’s why Sports Riot has created a handy quiz to
How These 11 Tranquilizers Can Stop The Rams Offense
Another year. Another mountain of evidence suggesting the Super Bowl bound LA Rams have this year’s unstoppable, killer offense. While the rest of the league struggles to contain them, these
Detroit Lions Advance To Super Bowl Watch Party
After a tumultuous playoff run, the Detroit Lions have officially advanced to the Super Bowl Watch Party. Fans and players alike are rejoicing after a hard-fought NFC Championship Watch Party.
