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Local CBS Station Covering Mass Shooting Interrupted For Bonus Overtime Coverage Of Buccaneers-Panthers

All 32 NFL Franchises Announce They’re Moving To London
In a move to broaden the global reach of the NFL, this Wednesday each of the league’s 32 teams announced their plans to relocate to London before the start of

Something Is Wrong: “Sk8er Boi” Played Three Times Over Stadium Speakers
Authorities are reporting that the song “Sk8er Boi” by Avril Lavigne was played three times in a row during Sunday’s matchup, causing mass panic and hysteria among spectators, staff and

Backup Quarterback Ready For Chance To Show Fans Just How Average He Can Be
After seeing limited snaps in his first four seasons, recently signed backup quarterback Bert McGrath told reporters gathered outside of his team’s facilities Thursday that he’s ready for an opportunity

Brian Urlacher Stole My Hair!
A Heralding First Hand Account By Former Bears Fan Carl Kawolski Until now, I’ve never told anyone what happened to me. How could I? But, I’ll never forget the day that

Aaron Rodgers Retires To Spend More Time Alone With Money
After countless NFL seasons consisting of a Super Bowl victory and an MVP award, seven-time Pro-Bowl QB Aaron Rodgers announced his retirement at a press conference today, citing his desire

Man Finally Able To Focus On Fantasy Team Now That Divorce Finalized
After failing to qualify for the fantasy playoffs for the fourth consecutive year, 33-year-old James Sullivan believes he will be able to spend significantly more time focusing on his fantasy







