FOOTBALL
Report: Giants Bench Daniel Jones In Favor Of Hiking Ball Into Empty Backfield
The New York Giants have just announced they will be benching their $160 million dollar starting quarterback in favor of simply having their center snap the ball blindly into the backfield. “The data is all there,” said Giants head coach Brian Daboll. “We as an organization have looked at the latest state-of-the-art AI analytics, and […]
“He told me only cowards made the Super Bowl.”
–Jordan Love, on playoff advice Aaron Rodgers
“Let’s get silly. You and me.”
–Mark Davis, Vegas Raiders Owner, speaking directly to his line of cocaine
“It might surprise you people, but I believe in reparations.”
–Jerry Jones, on having players pay back their salaries after a disappointing season
“I’ve made arrangements to be shot out of a dick cannon.”
–Jerry Jones, what he’ll do if the Cowboys win the big one
Andy Reid Out 2-4 Weeks With Chicken Tenderitis
Shocking news out of the Kansas City Chiefs’ organization this morning. Head coach Andy Reid has announced he’s on injured reserve with a 3-4 week expected recovery time with the
Tua Tagovailoa One Concussion Away From US Senate
Tua Tagovailoa was concussed and knocked out of the Bills/Dolphins game last night. A scary scene with many asking the question, “Should he hang it up for good?” Others in-the-know
Lock Up Your Sons: Virginia McCaskey Is Going Off Birth Control
BREAKING: Chicago Bears owner and longtime Chi-Town starlet Virginia McCaskey has announced in a press conference that she will be no-longer on birth control. “I’ve decided, I want to start
How To Protect Yourself And Home During A Raiders Away Game
You’ve got the dip, you’ve got the drinks, but… are you prepared for the national security threat Raiders fans pose to your home? Got a gun – HA! Good luck!
Quiz: Which Green Bay Professional Sports Team Are You?
Green Bay is a LEGENDARY sports town. In fact, they call it “Title Town.” But which of their pro sports teams best defines you? Take our quiz. 1. Do you
Where Is He Now?: Patrick Mahomes
Patrick. Mahomes. Remember that name? Gosh. It feels like yesterday when the star studded QB of KC was on my tv every Sunday. But sadly, time passes. Despite it FEELING
‘Hard Knocks’ Finale Will Show Bears Fans Were In Purgatory All Along
WARNING: The following content contains SPOILERS. HBO leaked information Monday about its Season 21 finale of Hard Knocks: Chicago Bears. Lead director Shannon Furman told sources that the final minutes
ESPN To Add “Would Fuck” Feature To Fantasy Football App
Due to extreme demand from fantasy players, owners, and developers, ESPN reportedly will add a “would f*ck” feature to their fantasy football app. “Fans know the stats. But what about
