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“Retirement hasn’t slowed me down one bit.”
–Ben Roethlisberger, on what we hope to God is about fitness
“Disney has never sued me for making an amateur porn parody of ‘Cars 2′”
–Trevor Lawrence, on Jacksonville traditions he’s yet to embrace
Dallas Cowboys Scramble To Fill Out Roster After Entire Team Dies In Saloon Shootout
The big boss men up Dallas way have found theirselves in a predicament t’fill a roster after all their Cowboys done perished in a saloon shootout come last Saturday. Folk
Is Dak Prescott The Kirk Cousins Of Jimmy Garoppolos?
With other quarterbacks, it’s clear where they stand in the League. Lamar Jackson? Any analyst worth their salt will tell you he’s the Michael Vick of Steve Youngs. Aaron Rodgers?
Aaron Rodgers Admits To Pat McAfee His Favorite Quarterback Of All Time Is Aaron Rodgers
Aaron Rodgers has done it again. On Tuesday’s Pat McAfee Show, Rodgers, exhibiting his trademark humility, revealed his “favorite quarterback of all time.” The answer, he admitted, was “Aaron Rodgers.”
Quiz: Which NFL Coach Are You In The Bedroom?
NFL coaches either get the job done, or they’re kicked to the curb holding their junk. This quiz might not get you to the big game, but it’ll tell you
Franchise Player Leaving Town Takes Out Full Page Ad To Tell Fans How Much They Can Fuck Themselves
Hours after news broke that the Green Bay Packers traded away quarterback and former four time MVP Aaron Rodgers, it is now being reported that the former Wisconsin star let
Top Five Bill Belichick Outfits That Scream ‘No Days Off, Daddy’
No doubt Bill Belichick is a sex god, but how much of that has been attributed to his six Super Bowl rings and not his austere, unforgiving, and somehow deeply
Alleged Serial Killer Fitting Right In On Patriots Coaching Staff
Although they were initially worried about the fit, the Patriots front office happily reported on Thursday that the team’s new defensive line coach and rumored serial murderer of over 22
NFL+ Premium Subscription Will Allow Fans To View Previously Blurred Out Locker Room Dicks
As first announced on NFL social media, the NFL has announced that any fan with a subscription to NFL+ will be allowed to see any previously edited out locker room
