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Eagles Fan Who Suffered Coma At Super Bowl Parade Wakes Up Just In Time To Fall Into New One On St. Patrick’s Day

Bears’ Front Office Vows To ‘Spend As Much As It Takes’ To Trick Fans Into Thinking They Know What They’re Doing

“This isn’t the end of my journey. This isn’t even my final form.”
–Aaron Rodgers, on going 4-13 with the Titans next season

“I put my biceps around disappointment and I squeeze that fuck to death.”
–Dan Campbell, on adversity

Report: Vikings Inform J.J. McCarthy Team Has Relocated To London
The Minnesota Vikings reportedly informed quarterback J.J. McCarthy this week that the entire organization has relocated to London, the latest in a series of increasingly elaborate attempts to prevent him

Opinion: Hey, My Girlfriend And I Saw You From Across The Bar And We Thought You Could Play Quarterback For The Browns
Hey, sailor. That’s a sharp Colt McCoy jersey you’ve got on there. At the risk of sounding too forward, I see you have two arms. And, wow, they’re attached to

Josh Allen Running ‘Crying At The Podium’ Drills In Preparation For Playoffs
Bills quarterback Josh Allen reportedly opened training camp this week by resuming his annual postseason media regimen, a series of exercises designed to prepare him for another heartbreaking playoff loss

Philly Fans Worried Eagles Won’t Be Good Or Bad Enough To Burn Down City
Philadelphia fans expressed anxiety Sunday about the oncoming season in which the Eagles are ranked eighth and stand to slip even further toward the top-middle of the pack, begging the

Robert Saleh Still Can’t Smile Just Knowing Zach Wilson Is Out There Somewhere
By at least a handful of accounts, first-year Tennessee Titans head coach Robert Saleh is on the upswing following an unmerciful exit from the New York Jets. In Saleh’s mind,

NFL Offseason Update: Kyle Shanahan Blows 25 Point Lead During Family Yahtzee Night
With NFL training camp kicking off in just under a month, players and coaches are taking the opportunity to spend the last leg of the offseason with their families. For

Robert Saleh Meeting with Cam Ward Weekly to Make Sure He’s Not Aaron Rodgers
When Robert Saleh first arrived in Tennessee, he watched QB Cam Ward roll to his right and launch a 60 yard bomb, hitting his receiver in stride. After being impressed,

NFL Scriptwriters Try Using AI But Only Get 750 Pages Of Assault Allegations
As we all know, NFL scriptwriters rack their brains crafting the twists and turns of all 285 games (they take the Pro Bowl off). It’s grueling work with high turnover,




