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Family Of Four Living Out Of Van Excited To See What Christian McCaffrey Can Do For San Francisco
“Andy Reid is the Jerry Seinfeld of quarterback coaches because he’s the GOAT. Bill Belichick is in the George Costanza because he’s neurotic. I’m the Kramer because I’m racist.”
–Jon Gruden
“I know you don’t have a racist bone in your body–would you like one?”
–Dan Snyder, his go-to pick-up line
“I’m not looking to actively shop him, but I’ll always listen to any trade offers.”
–Kyle Shanahan, holding his newborn baby for the first time
Washington Bans All Native American Imagery And People From Stadium
Responding to the growing wave of racial reckoning throughout the country and sports world, this Monday the Washington Football Team announced an immediate ban on all Native American imagery and
Madden Developers Having Trouble Accurately Animating NFL’s Corruption
While the new Madden game appears to be on schedule for its release later this fall, EA Sports developers have expressed concerns that, while the game might have more seamless
Joe Burrow Retires After Tumultuous Bengals Career
The city of Cincinnati was left reeling on Thursday, as star quarterback Joe Burrow, after a grueling, incredibly horrifying [four week] career with the Bengals, claimed that he could not
NFL Owners Release Joint Statement In Support Of Money
Responding to the financial unrest unfolding across the United States, NFL owners today released a joint statement bravely supporting the production, acquisition, and protection of money. “We find it reprehensible
No One At 49ers Zoom Meeting Going To Tell Richard Sherman He’s On Mute
A very unsurprising conflict has emerged within the 49ers’ current Zoom conference meeting, as multiple players are reporting that no one wants to inform fellow teammate, Richard Sherman, that his
Is The Fighting Irish Mascot Insensitive To Ireland’s Well-Documented History Of Cowardice?
The Notre Dame Leprechaun presents an impossible dichotomy: How in the world does an institution like Notre Dame spit in the face of Ireland’s well-documented history of cowardice by presenting
Virtual NFL Draft Provides Blueprint On How To Break Into Kliff Kingsbury’s House
While the virtual NFL draft was a success on multiple fronts, some Phoenix viewers have noted that the event had one additional benefit: providing the perfect view to finally realize
New NFL ‘PuntZone’ Gives Fans Access To Just The Punts
Responding to overwhelming demand from fans, the NFL announced today that it will launch its newest channel, NFL PuntZone, starting Week 1 this revolutionary new way of looking at football