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Taylor Swift Gives Travis Kelce One More Chance To Win A Super Bowl And Propose The Right Way

“Erection Day, November 5th was so overrated. I walked around with a huge dick all day and nobody did anything.”
–Rob Gronkowski

“Eberflus and Waldron are great coaches and I have 100% faith in them.”
–Caleb Williams, failing a concussion test

“I don’t agree with all his policies, but you can’t argue with his results.”
–Gronk, on Santa Clause

Peyton and Eli Pretty Awkward Around Each Other with No Monday Night Football to Talk About
It’s Monday. Despite ESPN’s “The Manningcast” becoming a smash hit due to Peyton and Eli Manning’s insightful football analysis and discussions. With the NFL season behind us, sources say the

Entire World Way Too Scared to Tell Maxx Crosby He’s Spelling His Name Wrong
Maxx Crosby is quickly carving a legacy for himself as one of the most feared players in the history of the NFL. His aggressive tendencies plus looking like an ex-con

Zac Taylor Wondering If Someone Forgot To Tell Him He’s Fired
As coaches in the AFC North fell, one man was left standing: Zac Taylor. He doesn’t have the rings or reputation of former rivals John Harbaugh and Mike Tomlin. He

Jets Resting Entire Roster During Super Bowl
Super Bowl LX will feature two teams that did whatever it took to make the big dance. So obviously, neither of those teams are the New York Jets. But according

Report: Browns Confident They Hired Wrong Guy
Crawling out of a league-spanning head coach search, the Cleveland Browns announced they are entering the offseason with certainty they’ve brought the worst possible option in to lead the organization.

Bill Belichick Deflated After Missing Hall-Of-Fame First Ballot, Spies Next Year
Six Super Bowl titles. 333 total victories. 17 division titles, 31 playoff wins, and three AP Coach of the Year awards. Bill Belichick is arguably the most accomplished head coach

Trump Threatens To Take Green Bay If He Doesn’t Win Walter Payton Man Of The Year Award
The White House knows it. Mike Johnson knows it. President Donald J. Trump is an award-winning president. And soon the NFL will agree by awarding the President the 2026 Walter

Chiefs Fan Disappointed in Missing Super Bowl Hitting Bottle of BBQ Sauce Pretty Hard
Ever since the Chiefs missed the playoffs with a 16–13 loss to the Chargers, longtime fan Kim LaRoche has been back on the sauce. The barbecue sauce. The Hannibal, Mo.,




