FOOTBALL
“I believe those refer to the original Eight Colonies.”
–Rob Gronkowski, on what the start in the NFL logo represent
“I’m terrified of a dark future where players become self-aware.”
–Roger Goodell, unprompted
“Now I’ll never forget!”
–Rob Gronkowski, on legally changing his name to ‘Gronk Gronkgronki’
Opinion: If Football Players From The ’60s Are So Tough, Then How Come I Was Just Able To Beat Up Dick Butkus?
Since the day I started watching football, all my dad could ever talk about was how “tough,” “manly,” and “smelly” all of the players he watched in the ‘60s were.
Cause For Concern? This Draft Prospect Is Into Trains. Really Into Trains.
No. 9-ranked Oregon cornerback Todd McCrady has garnered much attention from scouts and team psychologists alike thanks to his near-perfect draft grades — as well as his super vocal admiration
For All The Marbles: This Loser Bet His Marble Collection On The Lions Game
Local loser and family man, turned down-on-his-luck loser and family man, Karl Williamson lost his prized marble collection on the Detroit Lions game last Sunday. The tragic event took place
The Top 5 Quarterbacks Based On Who Just Slipped Me 50 Bucks
I wanted to make a quarterback list and make $50 bucks. Here’s the list, and here are my profits: Joe Flacco $50 bucks? He had it, grabbed it, gave
Hear Us Out: Pylon Kiss Cam
We’ve always loved how wild fans get when stadiums break out the kiss cam at games. And when the NFL announced it was equipping those same stadiums with “pylon cams”
Opinion: Bring Death Back To Football
Football exists in its most pure form when a man walks in a stadium not knowing if he’ll walk out, maybe because he is paralyzed or maybe because he is,
You Hate To See It: The Player You Despise Most Did Something Noble For Poor People
Grrrr!! Who can stand when Aaron Rodgers, the player we all hate most, does some sort of noble act for the downtrodden? It’s an established fact that this dude is
Shotgun, Pistol, And Other Formations The Democrats Want To Take Away From You
While some members of Congress are busy serving Americans in productive ways, like working to put God back in our schools or making sure they don’t have to disclose their