FOOTBALL
“It was an emotional moment: Tom, starting to cry; me, observing him display emotion.”
-Bill Belichick, on his reunion with Tom Brady
“I was really just trying to dig deep and find a win anyway I could.”
-Urban Meyer, on why he shoved his fingers up that girl’s butt
“I’ve been around a long time and I know what garbage looks like.”
-Daniel Jones, to a mirror
Lifelong St. Louis Rams Fan Just Wants To Witness One 10.0-Rated Los Angeles Earthquake Before He Dies
There’s only one item on lifelong St. Louis Rams fan David Harbrook’s bucket list: to see a 10.0-rated earthquake lay waste to the city of Los Angeles. Writing on his
NFL Owners Finally Able To Enjoy Jumbotron Pornography In Peace
While the novel coronavirus continues to impact everyday life, there have been some bright spots for athletes, who now spend more time with their families. For NFL owners, it’s provided
Stud College QB Already Has Eight Childrem
All-American quarterback and absolute freaking stud, Ben Brown, has incredibly already fathered eight children with eight different women and he’s only nineteen. Studs, absolute bad-asses like Brown come a long
Julian Edleman Still Waiting For Tom Brady To Come Back From That Trip To “Get Some Cigarettes”
When Tom Brady left the Patriots practice facility in March, he assured a concerned Julian Edelman he’d be right back and was just running out to get some cigarettes. With
Zoom NFL Draft Interrupted By Hacked Feed Streaming 35 Continuous Minutes Of Antonio-Brown-Themed Hentai
REPORT: Zoom was hacked once again during this year’s virtual NFL Draft. ESPN went quickly to commercial, but if you were watching closely enough millions of viewers witnessed a near
Dumbass 5 Year Old Picks Detroit Lions As Favorite Team
After seeing a bright blue version of his favorite animal, 5 year old Jackson Montana has unknowingly doomed himself by selecting the Detroit Lions as his favorite football team. Jackson,
Confused Right Guard Not Sure Why They Named A Deodorant After Him
Packers right guard Billy Turner said this past Wednesday that he was still trying to “get up to speed stick” as to why underarm deodorant company Right Guard® chose to
Is It Time For An NFL Team To Move To Chicago?
CHICAGO – It may be hard to believe, but the city of Chicago – the nation’s 3rd largest metropolis – does not currently have a professional football team to call
