FOOTBALL
“Could you not look at me while I’m speaking at you? I believe that was in my contract.”
-Deion Sanders, speaking at his team
“If you’re not willing to die for me at a moment’s notice just because I say so, then you don’t belong on the practice squad.”
-Bill Belichick
“If you’re not changing, you’re not growing.”
-Roger Goodell, after revealing the twentieth arbitrary NFL rule change in the past two offseasons
Backup Quarterback Ready For Chance To Show Fans Just How Average He Can Be
After seeing limited snaps in his first four seasons, recently signed backup quarterback Bert McGrath told reporters gathered outside of his team’s facilities Thursday that he’s ready for an opportunity
Brian Urlacher Stole My Hair!
A Heralding First Hand Account By Former Bears Fan Carl Kawolski Until now, I’ve never told anyone what happened to me. How could I? But, I’ll never forget the day that
Aaron Rodgers Retires To Spend More Time Alone With Money
After countless NFL seasons consisting of a Super Bowl victory and an MVP award, seven-time Pro-Bowl QB Aaron Rodgers announced his retirement at a press conference today, citing his desire
Man Finally Able To Focus On Fantasy Team Now That Divorce Finalized
After failing to qualify for the fantasy playoffs for the fourth consecutive year, 33-year-old James Sullivan believes he will be able to spend significantly more time focusing on his fantasy
