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Caleb Williams Hoping If He Doesn’t Make Any Sudden Movements, Bears Won’t Be Able To See Him
“I’d rather be sad and with you than happy with someone new.”
–Bill Belichick, in a drunken voicemail on Brady’s phone
“Rocket arm. Rocket brain. Rocket Mortgage. ROCKET arm. ROCKET brain. ROCKET MORTGAGE. ROCKETMORTGAGEROCKETMORTGAGEROCKETMORTGAGE.”
–Justin Herbert, practicing for his first commercial
“Problem solved.”
–Jerry Jones, in blackface, entering several NFL meetings regarding lack of front offices with minorities
“Have the courage to let the unborn be born. You never know which ones will grow up to be hot.”
–Urban Meyer, on abortion
Metlife Stadium Becomes First Building In History To Suffer From Clinical Depression
Home to both the Giants and Jets, MetLife Stadium in East Rutherford, New Jersey has become the first building in history to be diagnosed with clinical depression. The landmark diagnosis
Jaguars Fans Denounce Urban Meyer After Video Surfaces Of Him Keeping Shirt On While Partying
Fans of the Jacksonville Jaguars have taken to social media this Saturday to express outrage and disgust over reports that Urban Meyer was seen partying with his shirt on last
Hedge Fund Scouts Sent To Harvard-Yale Game
One of the oldest rivalries in college football will take place next month. But instead of the stands being filled with fans, the only people in attendance will be scouts
Underdog Hero: Meet The Man Who Became A Successful Motivational Speaker Despite Never Doing Anything Impressive
Rudy Ruettiger has taken his notoriously unsuccessful football career and turned it into a living as a motivational speaker. Isn’t that neat? More impressive is not only was Rudy able
Here Are Four Bold Predictions For This Year’s NFL Season And One Weak, Spineless One
The NFL season is in full swing, and the football minds at Sports Riot have compiled four completely outrageous predictions. These predictions aren’t just bold, they’re italicized, underlined, and BOLD-bold. And
Opinion: I Could Have Made That Play
With the game on the line in the fourth quarter, my favorite NFL team tried to execute what should have been a simple play: The quarterback tries to QB sneak
Antonio Brown Out 4-6 Weeks With Dislocated Thoughts
The injuries are piling up this NFL season, and sadly the Buccaneers’ Antonio Brown appears to be no exception, as reports indicate the veteran wide receiver will be sidelined for
Mike Richards Hired As New Packers Quarterback
This former game show host is the new Green Bay Packers starting quarterback: Who is Mike Richards? After a months-long process to find the next Packers quarterback, the organization selected
