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Trouble Brewing: Zach Wilson Just Checked Out Three More Books On Menopause From The NY Public Library

California NCAA Athlete Looking Forward To Spending Endorsement Deal Money On Half Of Bio 101 Textbook
Energized by a new California law that will allow NCAA athletes to earn money from endorsements, Golden Bears running back Troy Layton told reporters for Cal’s student newspaper that he

NFL Films Makes Another Documentary About Football
Monday afternoon NFL Films announced their newest documentary and this time it’s all about football. Get ready for all the hard hitting football action you love coupled with world class

Eli Manning Signed By Whoever Has To Play The Patriots In The Super Bowl
In what many around the league are calling a “biased” and “unpatriotic” move, the National Football League announced today that they will allow Eli Manning to sign with whatever team

Titans Ownership Saving Up For Cyber Monday Jumbotron Deal
Titans ownerships gathered last week to announce their plan to get a new jumbotron during Cyber Monday, or a really good sale, noting that the organization is now on the

Boston Officials Report Dangerously Low Inventory Of Ticker Tape
Boston Mayor Marty Walsh has declared a state of emergency in immediate response to reports of a dangerously low inventory of ticker tape. Without the preferred amount of ticker tape,

NFL Season Headed For Disaster After All Teams Go 8-8-1
The NFL regular season came to a stunning conclusion today as all 32 franchises finished with exactly eight wins and eight losses, including identical head-to-head, divisional, and conference records. “There

Two Bengals Season Tickets Open Up After Andy Dalton’s Parents Finally Accept Their Son For Who He Is
It’s a parent’s worst nightmare: your child has a serious problem, and despite all your efforts to lend them quarterback assistance, they cannot overcome it. Unfortunately for the parents of

Jay Gruden Proud To Announce He’s Already Halfway Through Season Six Of ‘Gilmore Girls’
Jay Gruden, who was recently fired from his job as head coach of the Washington Redskins, told reporters this Tuesday that, rather than wallowing in self-pity, he has spent the







