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Jets Management Looking Forward To Proving That They Can Fuck Up A Quarterback’s Career Even More Than Bears
“Baker’s been really impressing me lately.”
–Aaron Rodgers, on the news Baker Mayfield is suing his father
“It’s nice to finally feel like a part of Jacksonville.”
–Trevor Lawrence, on his massive concussion
“People always think it’s in Kansas, but it’s actually in Missouri.”
–Travis Kelce, on the final resting place of the Ark of the Covenant
Jets Resting Entire Roster During Super Bowl
Super Bowl LX will feature two teams that did whatever it took to make the big dance. So obviously, neither of those teams are the New York Jets. But according
Report: Browns Confident They Hired Wrong Guy
Crawling out of a league-spanning head coach search, the Cleveland Browns announced they are entering the offseason with certainty they’ve brought the worst possible option in to lead the organization.
Bill Belichick Deflated After Missing Hall-Of-Fame First Ballot, Spies Next Year
Six Super Bowl titles. 333 total victories. 17 division titles, 31 playoff wins, and three AP Coach of the Year awards. Bill Belichick is arguably the most accomplished head coach
Trump Threatens To Take Green Bay If He Doesn’t Win Walter Payton Man Of The Year Award
The White House knows it. Mike Johnson knows it. President Donald J. Trump is an award-winning president. And soon the NFL will agree by awarding the President the 2026 Walter
Chiefs Fan Disappointed in Missing Super Bowl Hitting Bottle of BBQ Sauce Pretty Hard
Ever since the Chiefs missed the playoffs with a 16–13 loss to the Chargers, longtime fan Kim LaRoche has been back on the sauce. The barbecue sauce. The Hannibal, Mo.,
Aaron Glenn Assures Jets Fans 2025 Super Bowl Run Still Possible Based On These 31 Team Bus Accidents
With the New York Jets having finished the 2025 regular season in last place with a 3-14 record, many fans assumed this would spell the end of their Super Bowl
Alarming: 34 Percent Of Americans Don’t Even Know Who Their Backup QB Is
A chilling study out of the Pew Research Center revealed Friday that more than a third of the country doesn’t even know the first and last names of their team’s
Deion Sanders Not Interested In Browns Job Due To Messy Quarterback Situation
Since becoming head coach of the Colorado Buffaloes, Deion Sanders has been eyeing an upgrade to the NFL. Now that a clear opportunity has presented itself in the Cleveland Browns,
