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Progress??! Man In “Caitlin Clark” Jersey Sitting Next To Woman In “Harrison Butker” Jersey
Man Patiently Re-Explains What NFL Preseason ‘OTAs’ Are To Wife Currently Packing Her Things
“Probably tough for her to run a successful team when she’s always getting her period.”
–Jerry Jones, on 100-year-old Bears owner Virginia McCaskey
“One time coach Belichick just drove me to a graveyard and pointed at it. Then looked at me but kept pointing at it.”
–Mac Jones, on his coach-quarterback relationship
“Heyo – guess who’s got the biggest dickidy dick-dick-dick in the room?”
–Josh Allen, trying to make new friends
“Just pretend you’re in Nashville, but after the apocalypse.”
–Travis Kelce, trying to convince Taylor Swift to move to Kansas City
Terrible Towel Doubles As Dating Red Flag
You perused a few games yesterday while you’re swiping through the dating apps over this morning’s coffee and there it is! Finally the wait is over! You find someone that
“Tush Push” And 5 Other NFL Plays That Describe Your Pathetic Sex Life
Football, like sex, is a lot more fun when you can actually convert and make it into the end zone. And while the Tush Push might have a 92% success
Dick Sucking: Should We Add It To Football?
Like most Americans, we’ve been thinking a lot about how to improve the NFL and the game we love. And it got us thinking: Should we add dick-sucking to football?
Zach Wilson To Star in ’80 For Brady’ Porn Parody
Despite the recent benching to 3rd-string backup quarterback, Zach Wilson isn’t letting anything stop him from pursuing his dreams. Citing his deep affinity for the original, the Jets quarterback surprised
Help! Aaron Rodgers Is Bored And Won’t Stop DMing Us ‘Alien Autopsy’ Highlights
With the Jets season over, when we at Sports Riot got our first DM from Aaron Rodgers, we were stoked. But what we first saw as a blessing, soon turned
Baltimore Man Correctly Living In Fear That Ray Lewis Could Be Around Any Corner
Like most Baltimore residents, Beau Robinson makes a point to be indoors before nightfall, correctly fearing that Ray Lewis could be lurking around any and every corner. According to Baltimore
Aaron Rodgers Announces Plans To Astral-Project Into Tim Boyle’s Body
Saying he has a “contingency plan” if his healing timeline does not pan out, injured Jets superstar Aaron Rodgers held a press conference on Tuesday to announce that he intended
Opinion: Switch Pucks And Footballs For One Wild Weekend
Most sports fans can agree that football and hockey have become stale. Hitting a puck with a stick? Yawn. Throwing a football? Snooze city. However, there is a way to
