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NFL Scientists Use 3D Modeling To Recreate What They Think Terry Bradshaw Used To Look Like

“Walked straight up to Walkter Payton, spread them fine mahogany tree-trunks open, and put that ass to sleep.”
–Virginia McCaskey, on the first thing she did as the Bears’ owner

NFL+ Premium Subscription Will Allow Fans To View Previously Blurred Out Locker Room Dicks
As first announced on NFL social media, the NFL has announced that any fan with a subscription to NFL+ will be allowed to see any previously edited out locker room

Dedicated Player: Rodgers Takes Time To Insult All 537,460 Packers Owners Face-To-Face
If there’s an award for “Greatest Team Player of All Time,” I nominate Aaron Rodgers. You heard that correctly. Aaron. Charles. Rodgers. The former Packers’ QB took it upon himself

Report: The Eyeblack Stays On During Sex
Quarterback Tyler Tyson maintains a competitive edge both on and off the playing field. He has confirmed to multiple media members and reportedly with every partner he’s ever had, telling

Aaron Rodgers Discovers Theoretical Fifth Down
Aaron Rodgers has done it again. The former Jets quarterback — who has won four League MVPs, hosted “Jeopardy!”, and was named the “NFL’s Deepest Thinker” by his Instagram bio

We Sat Down With Robert Kraft At The NFL Owners Summit And Now We’re Being Hunted For Sport
When Sports Riot scored an exclusive interview with Robert Kraft at the NFL Owners Summit on the exotic Isla de la Condenada, we quickly assembled our reporters. But as our

Aaron Rodgers Horrified To Learn He Hallucinated Super Bowl Win
In a somber press conference following a two-week voluntary stint in a Stevens Point rehab facility, Aaron Rodgers revealed to reporters that he had just learned his 2011 season with

Jacksonville Jaguars Announce New Transport Partnership With Bang Bus
In a mutually beneficial maneuver, Jaguars owner Shad Khan announced that the team had finally “bent over to the throbbing, massive demands of the Jacksonville fanbase,” and had entered into

Super Bowl Or World Cup: Which Can Hold More Liquid?
Now that the great size debate has finally reached the Super Bowl and World Cup, men and women from around the globe need to know – which can hold more






