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NFL Scientists Use 3D Modeling To Recreate What They Think Terry Bradshaw Used To Look Like
“Walked straight up to Walkter Payton, spread them fine mahogany tree-trunks open, and put that ass to sleep.”
–Virginia McCaskey, on the first thing she did as the Bears’ owner
We Apologize In Advance: Here Is What Brownie The Elf Thinks Of DeShaun Watson Accusations
CONTENT WARNING: This article contains an unreserved defense of inexcusable acts of sexual misconduct, as well as pejorative terms for several races, many of which we frankly had never heard
LA Prices Force Chargers To Move Back In With Padres
Embarrassed to abandon their Tinseltown dreams, the Los Angeles Chargers have announced the team has moved back to its hometown of San Diego to live with the Padres. According to
Dedicated Player: Trevor Lawrence Breaks Jacksonville Record With 4 Consecutive Days Sobriety
Out of the 23 starting quarterbacks the Jacksonville Jaguars have had since joining the NFL in 1995, none have ever been as dedicated to their health as Trevor Lawrence. In
Reigning Georgia Bulldog Uga the 10th Survives Coup Attempt By Beffalicious III To Retain Title
Speaking from atop his rawhide throne inside Sanford Stadium, current Georgia Bulldog mascot Uga, tenth of his name, declared that order had been restored following a harrowing near-deposition by longtime
Aaron Rodgers Criticizes Two-Story Psychedelic Octopus For Missing Pass Protection Assignment
Following their playoff hopes being dashed by the Detroit Lions, Aaron Rodgers let loose in a post-game interview as he voiced his frustration with a two-story psychedelic octopus after it
Texans Fumble Ball In Open Field In Brave Tribute To Uvalde Police
The Houston Texans took a solemn moment out of their opening drive to fumble the ball without even being touched by an opposing player, in what spectators called a stirring
City Of Pittsburgh To Honor Ben Roethlisberger By Retiring Untested Rape Kits
Pittsburgh city officials announced that ahead of the ceremony honoring the city’s beloved quarterback Ben Roethlisberger, they’d be by retiring several boxes of untested rape kits gathering dust in the
Study: Gender Disparity In Sports Journalism Linked Back To Most Women Not Want To Waste Their Lives
The “Harvard Business Review” released a study Thursday attributing the current gender disparity in sports journalism to women not wanting to completely waste their lives on trivial and inconsequential nonsense.
