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“What he lacks in top speed, he more than makes up for with elite acceleration and maneuverability.”
–Mel Kiper, taking 40 minutes to pick Yoshi in Mario Kart
JJ Watt Now State Of Arizona’s Youngest White Male
After announcing last week that he would soon become a Cardinal, JJ Watt also became Arizona’s youngest white male at 32 years old. The title was previously held by Kurt
Outraged NFL Head Coach Demands Some Other Team Sign Colin Kaepernick
The hype surrounding rookie quarterbacks Trevor Lawrence and Zach Wilson has some critics complaining that there’s already a perfectly serviceable free agent in Colin Kaepernick waiting to be signed. One
Andy Reid Franchise Tags Wendy’s
Kansas City chiefs head coach Andy Reid confirmed Monday that he has applied the franchise tag to Wendy’s in response to the restaurant chain’s consistently strong quarterly numbers. Reid, known
Top 10 Players We’d Have The Easiest Time Forgiving If They Committed A Heinous Crime
Let’s face it: not every player is Ray Rice. Some players we could totally forgive if they commit a seriously heinous crime. Here are the top 10 examples: Russell Wilson:
City Of Tampa Celebrates Newfound National Sports Success By Finally Getting Around To Building Hospital
After winning championships in both hockey and football, Tampa Bay wasted no time in building its first hospital for their 3.2 million residents. “We got the football thing figured out,
Tom Brady Hoping Super Bowl Run With Second Team Will Finally Put End To GOAT Debate Between LeBron And Jordan
After competing in the NFL for over 20 seasons, Tom Brady hopes a Super Bowl run with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers will finally settle the debate for who is the
He’s Built Different: Gronk Interrupts Mom’s Book Club By Running Nude Onto Coffee Table
On Tuesday evenings in Buffalo, New York, Mrs. Gronkowski, mother of football star Rob Gronkowski, gathers a group of her girlfriends to discuss the latest book they were reading. Fresh
SAD: Hollywood Considered Remaking “Rudy” For College Basketball, But It Had The Same Ending Where The Players Weren’t Paid
With many believing it to be the best underdog movie of all time, ‘Rudy’ has only gotten better with age. But a recent unearthing from TriStar Pictures studio archives has