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Andy Dalton Douses Mustache In Old Style And Beef Drippings In Last-Ditch Bid To Win Over Bears Fans
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November 13, 2021
“Wow, the game really has changed!”
-Brett Favre, on the picture quality of modern cell phones
April 22, 2021
“I’m more of an ass man now.”
-Mitch Trubisky, on how he’s grown throughout his Bears career
March 31, 2021
“Can I trust you to do the right thing?”
-Brian Flores, asking Tua to get him a Diet Pepsi with not too much ice, but not too little ice, either
March 2, 2021
Aaron Rodgers Retires To Spend More Time Alone With Money
After countless NFL seasons consisting of a Super Bowl victory and an MVP award, seven-time Pro-Bowl QB Aaron Rodgers announced his retirement at a press conference today, citing his desire
May 16, 2021
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Man Finally Able To Focus On Fantasy Team Now That Divorce Finalized
After failing to qualify for the fantasy playoffs for the fourth consecutive year, 33-year-old James Sullivan believes he will be able to spend significantly more time focusing on his fantasy
May 16, 2021
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