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“Fans are such pussies. Just buy tickets, watch people obliterate each other, and shut the fuck up.”
–Roger Goodell

“I get that they’re ready to move on, but that felt a little unnecessary.”
–Ben Roethlisberger, on the Steelers changing the locks to all their facilities

Linebacker Doesn’t Know It Yet, But He’s About To Tackle The Love Of His Life
The untold story of the NCAA National Championship Game. Alabama captain, James Quinn has it all: good looks, football stardom, and tons of adoring fans; the one thing missing is

7 Times The Wave Ruined My Life
Though participating in the wave has been a beloved pastime both for me and millions of sports fans across America, I have to admit it hasn’t always been smooth sailing.

Man In Bleachers Taking Photos Mainly Of You
We don’t mean to alarm you, and definitely don’t look now, but according to sources close to the field, the inconspicuous man in section 148 (the one you thought was

What This Locker Room Footage We Took Says About Your Favorite Team’s Stadium Security Measures
Sports Riot doesn’t beat around the bush. In fact, we hide in the bush until the security guard blocking that stadium door notices an ominously large fire at the opposite

Iron Bowl Vs Iron Dome: How Does The Auburn-Alabama Rivalry Stack Up Against Middle Eastern Conflicts
With NCAA football around the corner and conflict ravaging the Middle East, a lot of fans have rightfully been wondering how exactly the legendary Auburn-Alabama rivalry stacks up against other

San Francisco 49ers Become First Team With All-Electric Players
When 49ers coach Kyle Shanahan said that San Francisco would employ the NFL’s first all-electric, carbon-neutral team, most everyone laughed at the lofty goal. But last Thursday, Shanahan got the

Joe Paterno Spent The Last 10 Years Burning In Hell. Will It Affect His Legacy?
It’s no secret that Joe Paterno has spent the last decade in Hell burning under fiery blankets of lava. But will all that time in the sinner’s sauna ruin his

Gronk Opens Up About His Family’s Tragic History Of Dying In Corn Mazes
With autumn in full swing, former tight end Rob “Gronk” Gronkowski opened up on Sunday about his family history of dying in corn mazes, detailing a phenomenon that has claimed






