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“Too much sports betting, not enough Antiques Roadshow betting.”
–Matt Ryan, on his one problem with FanDuel

Report: Corn-Infused Shit Lying In Bowl Of Your Toilet Frontrunner For Lions QB Job
It looks like there’s already a quarterback controversy brewing in the Motor City. According to reporting from ESPN’s Adam Schefter, the corn-infused shit that’s lying in the bowl of your

Report: Rising Gas Prices Force NFL Owners To Jet Pool
With gas prices soaring across the country, the NFL’s billionaire team owners have reportedly turned to jetpooling to battle the rising cost of private jet travel. “Can you believe these

Opinion: Tom Brady Can Come Back From Retirement, So Can My Lazy, 82-Year-Old Father
Tom Brady — Excellence. Dedication. Sacrifice. My 82-year old dad? Lazy. Bottom-percentile measurables. Retired since 2007. Tom Brady was only retired for a month, so I think the fifteen years

4 Key Takeaways From A Wild Night Out With The Guy In The Murray State Mascot Costume
We at Sports Riot like to think we’re a worldly bunch, but nothing could have prepared us for last week’s interview with Dunker the Murray State mascot. Here’s what we

Daniel Snyder Opens Up Franchise Of Scandal Escape Rooms
On top of owning an NFL franchise, the tirelessly creative Snyder has once again profited from his expert-level skill of escaping scandals by opening a chain of team-scandal-oriented escape room

Star Struck: I Just Met Ray Lewis At Knifepoint And Didn’t Know What To Say
It was Friday night in Miami and I rear-ended the Aston Martin in front of me. When I approached the other car to trade insurance information, out stepped former legendary

Adam Schefter Issues Preemptive Apology For Whatever He Says About Next Athlete’s Death
Following public outcry over his tweet about the death of Pittsburgh Steelers QB Dwyane Haskins, ESPN’s Adam Schefter issued a long-awaited formal preemptive apology for whatever he’s about to say regarding the next major athlete death. “Composing a single tweet about an athlete’s death would be

Opinion: Proactive Lions First Round Pick Starts Studying For Real Estate License
Miles Campbell grew up dreaming of playing in the NFL. Now, after the Detroit Lions selected him with their first-round pick, the college stalwart continues to look ahead to his







