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“I don’t like taking the team plane back because you have to wear a mask while getting a lap dance.”
-Urban Meyer
“Just take it one game at a time and see what happens.”
-Rob Gronkowski, on escalating tensions between China and Taiwan
“It was an emotional moment: Tom, starting to cry; me, observing him display emotion.”
-Bill Belichick, on his reunion with Tom Brady
“I was really just trying to dig deep and find a win anyway I could.”
-Urban Meyer, on why he shoved his fingers up that girl’s butt
Madden Introduces Special Move For Aaron Rodgers Where You Can Get Your Coach Fired
EA developers have unveiled Coach Mode, an exciting update to the Madden franchise this year where you, as Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers, can strategically steer yourself, your teammates,
Rams’ Home Opener Delayed After Goff Gets Lost In Tunnel Again
Sunday’s game between the Los Angeles Rams and New Orleans Saints was delayed as team officials searched for missing Rams quarterback, Jared Goff, who disappeared on his way out of
Seventh-Round Draft Pick Ready To Prove He Should Have Been Fifth-Round Draft Pick
Saying he means no disrespect to the players taken before him, New England Patriots’ seventh-round draft pick, Jamal Andrews, told reporters on Sunday that he’s ready to prove he deserved
New “Goff Institute” Receives $15 Million In Funding To Help Disadvantaged Young Quarterbacks Cope With Inability To Read Defense
Last Friday, the “Goff Institute” received a $15 million endowment to aid them in their quest to help disadvantaged young quarterbacks cope with the crippling inability to read defenses. “I
Matt Ryan’s Search For Another Teammate With A Coin Collection Continues
Of the main storylines in the Atlanta Falcons season none is more apparent than Matt Ryan’s search for another teammate with a coin collection. Ryan has been described as grabbing
NFL Commercial Comes On During NFL Game To Convince NFL Fan To Watch NFL
Staring at the screen in the sports bar where he and his friends regularly meet to watch Monday Night Football, NFL fan Jacob Levis was reportedly very impressed as he
This Six-Year-Old’s Sticker Collection Puts The Entire Ohio State Football Program To Shame
It’s not often that athletes meet their idols. But the Ohio State University football players got that chance after practice Wednesday when six-year-old Charlotte Wilson, whose sticker collection puts the
Inside The Atlanta Falcons’ New Hurricane Refugee Center
Excited hurricane refugees who have lost nearly everything can’t wait to experience all the fan-friendly amenities that Atlanta’s new Mercedes-Benz Hurricane Refugee Center has to offer this season. The gorgeous