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“I’m here to elevate the Jets organization from a dumpster fire to a guy who had an accident in an elevator.”
-Robert Saleh, Jets Head Coach

“Does he deserve another chance? No, I don’t believe so.”
-Jesus Christ of Nazareth, on Tim Tebow

Seventh-Round Draft Pick Ready To Prove He Should Have Been Fifth-Round Draft Pick
Saying he means no disrespect to the players taken before him, New England Patriots’ seventh-round draft pick, Jamal Andrews, told reporters on Sunday that he’s ready to prove he deserved

New “Goff Institute” Receives $15 Million In Funding To Help Disadvantaged Young Quarterbacks Cope With Inability To Read Defense
Last Friday, the “Goff Institute” received a $15 million endowment to aid them in their quest to help disadvantaged young quarterbacks cope with the crippling inability to read defenses. “I

Matt Ryan’s Search For Another Teammate With A Coin Collection Continues
Of the main storylines in the Atlanta Falcons season none is more apparent than Matt Ryan’s search for another teammate with a coin collection. Ryan has been described as grabbing

NFL Commercial Comes On During NFL Game To Convince NFL Fan To Watch NFL
Staring at the screen in the sports bar where he and his friends regularly meet to watch Monday Night Football, NFL fan Jacob Levis was reportedly very impressed as he

This Six-Year-Old’s Sticker Collection Puts The Entire Ohio State Football Program To Shame
It’s not often that athletes meet their idols. But the Ohio State University football players got that chance after practice Wednesday when six-year-old Charlotte Wilson, whose sticker collection puts the

Inside The Atlanta Falcons’ New Hurricane Refugee Center
Excited hurricane refugees who have lost nearly everything can’t wait to experience all the fan-friendly amenities that Atlanta’s new Mercedes-Benz Hurricane Refugee Center has to offer this season. The gorgeous

Native Americans Offended By Redskins Portraying Their People As Horrible Football Players
A heated protest took place outside of FedEx Field in Landover, Maryland last week over the team’s portrayal of Native Americans as terrible football players. Members of the National Congress

An Early Look At The Top Draft Prospects Of 2035
While the excitement of the NFL draft may be in the books, it’s never too early to look ahead into the next decade and examine the young talent that’s working






