Even Bird-Watchers Not Interested In Falcons Game
Several of Georgia’s most prominent bird-watchers admitted they had a tough time maintaining interest during last week’s Falcons games, despite normally enjoying hours of tedious spectating. The group, who scheduled
Incredible Progress: More Women Than Ever are Failing to Make MLB
The old saying goes that behind every great man, there’s a woman; what’s becoming increasingly clear is that these women are abject failures, especially when it comes to Major League
Extra Innings At Family Night Sets Record For Homes Broken
Family night at Dodger Stadium turned historic last Saturday as the 14-inning Dodgers-Padres game shattered a Major League record for most homes broken. The previous record of 57 homes broken
Poetry: This Football Coach Is Using War As A Metaphor For Football
In what could only be described as a soliloquy destined to be immortalized in the annals of sports history for centuries to come, local Mason High School football coach and
Bears Fan Too Drunk On Meat To Know They’re Losing
Smiling and laughing while wolfing down another sizable stack of ribs, Bears fan Arnold Boury was reportedly too drunk on meat to realize his team was getting shellacked during last
Department Of Defense Asks Ray Lewis To Stare Down The Taliban Through Zoom Calls
As U.S. forces finish their withdrawal from Afghanistan, the Department of Defense on Thursday held a briefing to assure Americans it will remain present in the region, thanks to a
Steroids Inducted Into Baseball Hall Of Fame
Following a near half-century career, Steroids will be joining the ranks of Babe Ruth, Ty Cobb, and Hank Aaron in the pantheon of all-time greats at the Baseball Hall of
Report: Rub Dirt On It
Breaking news out of the world of sports medicine; it is being reported that rather than laying there crying about being injured, athletes should instead rub some dirt on it
New York Jets 2021 Season Found Dead After Draft Overdose
Authorities today announced that the New York Jets NFL season was found unconscious outside the playoff picture of MetLife Stadium, confirming that the team’s 2021 season died tragically of a
