Quarterback Rankings Clearly Not Factoring In Hotness
As a football fan, I’m getting a little tired of these so-called “data-driven” lists ranking QBs when it’s clear that their hotness isn’t even entering the equation. Yeah, they show
Risky: We Let This All-Pro Punter Hold Our Dog
It started off like any other Saturday. Then, we took a stroll to the dog park and… Jeremy Ferstein, ten-year NFL punting veteran, approached complimenting Trixie, our adorable bichon frise.
Man Binges Last 58 Super Bowls To Catch Up To Current Season
Attempting to get caught up on all the previous seasons to avoid spoilers before this year’s Super Bowl, local man Ed Taylor is binge-watching the last 58 Super Bowls. Taylor,
Patriots Attempt First All Drone Roster
The Patriots always seem to find themselves one step ahead of the competition. Now after 20 years of unmatched success, the six-time Super Bowl champions are looking for help from
Unlikely Group Of Misfits Win Regatta
For the first time in 50 years the Richington Yacht Club failed to win the Bridgehampton Regatta, after an upstart group of lovable misfits banded together to challenge the perennial
A More Mature Bills Team Officially Changes Team Name
The Buffalo Bills, tired of being treated like the kid of the AFC East, have decided to rebrand themselves to reflect a more mature and adult attitude. The football team,
Jerry Jones Hired As New Cowboys Head Coach
A major shakeup occurred in Dallas over the past weekend, as recent Cowboys head coaching hire Mike McCarthy was unceremoniously set aside in favor of a new and audacious prospect,
NHL Players Kneel To Support All Their Black Teammate
Tired of standing by while all their black teammate courageously protested racial injustice by themself, Vegas Golden Knights players spanning all shades of white knelt together during last night’s pregame
Icelander Steingrimur Vilhjalmsson Crowned World’s Emotionally Strongest Man
After two days of grueling competition, Icelander Steingrimur Vilhjalmsson was crowned World’s Emotionally Strongest Man. The 5’7” 152 pound Emotional Strongman, who came in fourth last year, absolutely crushed the
