
Mike Richards Hired As New Packers Quarterback
This former game show host is the new Green Bay Packers starting quarterback: Who is Mike Richards? After a months-long process to find the next Packers quarterback, the organization selected

Is Your Child Addicted To NFL Redzone?
It’s a parent’s worst nightmare. You walk into your child’s room. It’s dark. They haven’t left in days, and you find them under their Raiders blanket, strung out from a

Jaguars Fans Swear If Trevor Lawrence Wins A Super Bowl He’ll Never Have To Pay For Bag Of Meth In Jacksonville
Jacksonville fans made a promise to Trevor Lawrence this past weekend that if the rookie QB wins the team a Super Bowl, he will never again have to pay for

Ranking NFC East Fanbases From Completely Insufferable To Adorably Violent
The NFC East is the worst. The teams, the coaches, and most importantly, the fans. We’ve ranked them from completely insufferable all the way to adorably violent. Completely Insufferable—NY

Celtics Player Patiently Explains To His Children Daddy Can’t Be With Them Christmas Morning Because He Has To Go Lose To Milwaukee
Jason Taytum has spent today’s family game night patiently explaining to his kids that he’ll miss Christmas morning again this year, as he’s needed on an important work trip to

New Report Shows Millennial Quarterbacks Possess Only 5% As Much Wealth As Boomer Esiason
A new study released this week from the NFL’s Economic Policy Institute has pinpointed an alarming trend, showing that today’s Millennial quarterbacks possess only a fraction of the wealth of

Hear Us Out: More Chainsaws In Texas Team Logos
I think we can all agree that the most famous thing about Texas is the legendary “Texas Chainsaw Massacre.” It’s literally all the state is known for, as far as

Report: Football Finally Receives FDA Approval
After over 100 years of research the FDA has finally given the go-ahead and approved Football. After initial trials dating back to the 1900s the game’s side-effects were much too

Allegiant Stadium To Stop Serving Cocaine After 3rd Quarter
The Las Vegas Raiders, committed to both excellence and the safety of fans, have informed guests at Allegiant Stadium of their newest policy. Moving forward, Allegiant Stadium will stop serving
