Opinion: I Don’t Know If It’s This Jets Game Or These Dick Pills But I’m Ready To Nap
Boy, I sure am tired. It feels like a wave of exhaustion is just washing over me. I don’t know if it’s this Jets game or these dick pills, but
Top 5 Running Backs We Wish Were Marshawn Lynch
The NFL hasn’t been the same since Beast Mode walked away, leaving a Marshawn-Lynch-sized hole in the place where our hearts used to be. Here are five running backs we at
Hear Us Out: Shut the Fuck Up When I’m Yelling At My Son About Sports
Hey folks, Jimmy LaRue here. I’m 47 years old, a small business owner, and above all, a devoted father. I love my kids with every fiber of my being. That’s
Last-Second Shot Clinches DUI
Capping off a real nail-biter last Friday, 28-year-old Jason Fung clinched a DUI with a last-second shot. Although contested by the bartender who’d previously cut him off, Fung juked left
Jeff Bezos Acquires Sports
In a press conference on Thursday, entrepreneurial billionaire and executive chairman of Amazon Jeff Bezos announced a sweeping new venture, reaching a deal with the heads of every single professional,
It’s Modern Times: Why Can’t I Inject The NFL Season Into My Brain?
Look, we live IN the future. Just today, I had a new lawnmower delivered and watched the birth of my grandchild on an iPad, so someone needs to tell me
10 Fantasy Quarterbacks You Simply Must Have Stashed On Your Bench
Marcus Mariota: If Derek Carr injures himself again, Marcus Mariota has all the tools you need to be successful: a jersey number, a helmet, and letters that spell a name.
Oakland Athletics Discretely Reach Out to Las Vegas To See If They Want A Baseball Team
After rumors circulated around the MLB owners’ lunch table last Friday, it has been confirmed that the Oakland Athletics discretely asked the city of Las Vegas if they wanted to
10 People Who Might Play in the NFL This Year
As NFL teams are faced with tough decisions at the end of training camp, there are clear roster battles unfolding across the league. With multiple GMs on the hot seat,
