Analysts Say Team Can Avoid Elimination by Winning Game
With the big matchup just days away, leading sports analysts have clearly done their homework because they are confidently telling viewers that one of the teams can avoid elimination by
How’d That Happen? Smarter Team Loses College Football Game
In what can only be described as an upset of great magnitude, our Harvard Crimson Football team lost to Florida State 49-0, despite Harvard holding a superior edge in academic
God Struggling To Come Up With Quests To Keep Tim Tebow Busy
After turning to his Heavenly Father for the umpteenth time for guidance after getting cut from the Jacksonville Jaguars, Tim Tebow has exhausted nearly all of God’s quests to keep
Challenge Flag A Real Blow To Ref’s Self-Esteem
As an NFL official, Jerome Boger expects the rulings he makes on the field to be just that, official. For that reason it was a real blow to his self-esteem
5 Best Ballparks for Cheating on Your Dying Wife So She’ll Never Find Out—Oh, God, She’s Looking Through My Texts with Her Frail Fingers
So you want to cheat on your terminally ill wife? You’ve come to the right place. I’ve compiled a list of the top 5 ballparks for doing exactly that —
Even Bird-Watchers Not Interested In Falcons Game
Several of Georgia’s most prominent bird-watchers admitted they had a tough time maintaining interest during last week’s Falcons games, despite normally enjoying hours of tedious spectating. The group, who scheduled
Incredible Progress: More Women Than Ever are Failing to Make MLB
The old saying goes that behind every great man, there’s a woman; what’s becoming increasingly clear is that these women are abject failures, especially when it comes to Major League
Extra Innings At Family Night Sets Record For Homes Broken
Family night at Dodger Stadium turned historic last Saturday as the 14-inning Dodgers-Padres game shattered a Major League record for most homes broken. The previous record of 57 homes broken
Poetry: This Football Coach Is Using War As A Metaphor For Football
In what could only be described as a soliloquy destined to be immortalized in the annals of sports history for centuries to come, local Mason High School football coach and
