It’s Mother’s Day! Don’t Forget To Call Your Mom The C-Word By: Aaron Rodgers
I get it – we’re all busy. Chores this, chores that – hell, some of us are even carrying the entire weight of a hopeless franchise on our backs. But
Concerned Fan: I’ve Just Been Informed Of Jackie Robinson
Like any red-blooded American, I love apple pie and baseball. And I was SHOCKED to learn about someone named “Jackie Robinson” playing America’s game. Look, I’ve seen A League of
You Asked, We Ignored: Here Comes More Horse Content!
In anticipation of last week’s Kentucky Derby, we here at Sports Riot spent several months preparing appropriate content. We spoke to the owner of Mystic Dan about the art of
Winning Kentucky Derby Owner Credits Success To Picking Right Two Horses To Fuck Each Other
The 150th Kentucky Derby took place at Churchill Downs today, with Mystik Dan coming out on top. And when Lance Gasaway, Mystik Dan’s owner, was asked what he credited most
Down To Earth: These Champion Thoroughbreds Eat From A Slop Bucket, Just Like You And Me
One would think Kentucky Derby superstars like American Pharaoh, Wise Dan, or California Chrome would look down their white-striped noses at anything less than the finest apples and oats. But
Quiz: Are You Wealthy And Inbred Enough To Sit In The Front Row Of The Kentucky Derby?
This year’s Kentucky Derby promises to attract all sorts of folks to Louisville’s Churchill Downs, but only a select few have what it takes to nab front-row seats. Here’s a
What You Can Do To Support Caleb Williams During This Difficult Time
The NFL Draft is complete despite an unfathomable tragedy that befell a highly touted Heisman Trophy winner with promise. Much to the horror and dismay of the country, USC’s own,
Quiz: Are These Raiders Fans Or Just Lost Juggalos At The Detroit NFL Draft
With two nights of NFL Draft behind us, we keep running into a similar type of person, they’re everywhere, it’s the constant stream of face painted felons across from us
Draft Watch: ‘Drake Maye Will Be Dead Before The Second Round’ And 4 Other Draft Predictions We Got Wrong
Mock Drafts are about BIG risk and BIG bets. Despite our Draft predictions being epic, unfortunately we got more than a few things wrong. Here are the five that aren’t
