Cubs Fans Protest COVID Trough Restrictions
Claiming it upends a longstanding tradition that many consider “the ultimate rite of pissage,” irate Chicago Cubs fans have been picketing Wrigley Field for weeks now to protest the social
If We Allow Two Zambonis To Resurface The Ice, What’s To Stop Them From Getting Married?
We at Sports Riot pride ourselves on our forward-thinking attitude. Whether it’s defunding the Dallas Cowboys, adding grenades to baseball, or even treating Bills fans like real people, we’re always
NFL Draft Promises To Be Another Year Of Teams Selecting Players In Order
With the 2021 NFL Draft lurking just around the corner, fans won’t have to wait much longer for what promises to be another thrilling year of teams selecting players in
Chargers Trade First-Round Pick To Rams For 17 Fans
In a move sure to shake up the AFC West, the Los Angeles Chargers made a major offseason splash today by trading their first-round draft pick to the Los Angeles
49ers Preemptively Place All Draft Picks On Injured Reserve
With the No. 3 pick in the NFL Draft, the San Francisco 49ers are ready to draft a player who will be the cornerstone of the franchise’s injured reserve roster
Zach Wilson Spends Last Minutes Of Freedom With Loved Ones Before Pending Jets Selection
As the inevitable cruel moment of fate drew near, sources close to the Wilson family report that Zach Wilson spent the last few precious minutes as a non-Jets player delivering
Trevor Lawrence Prepares For Future In Jacksonville by Learning Proper Way To Vomit Jungle Juice Over A Riverwalk Railing
Clemson quarterback and No. 1 overall draft pick Trevor Lawrence is wasting no time in preparing for life in his new city, working tirelessly to learn the complicated etiquette behind
Trevor Lawrence’s Adherence To COVID Guidelines Leaves Jags Wondering If He’ll Be A Good Fit In Florida
Trevor Lawrence’s decision to attend the Cleveland NFL draft remotely in deference to COVID guidelines has left Jacksonville players wondering if the Clemson star will be a good fit in
NBA Replaces Games With Three-Point Contests
Following a vote during the annual NBA Owners meeting last Friday, the league has confirmed it will be replacing its current four-quarter-most-points-wins format with three-point contests. “We can see the
