
Area Man Missing Sports Promises To Not Take Hockey For Granted Again
“I remember scrolling for sports on my channel guide and finding a listing called NHL Hockey. I never clicked on it,” Michael Macy, a local sports fanatic, says. “Now, I’d

Are The Orioles For Real? Like, Is That Really A Team?
By Anthony Gable, investigative reporter As Major League Baseball remains mysteriously paused, we’ve decided to examine some of the oldest urban legends surrounding America’s past time beginning with the alleged

Hot Take: Don’t Bring Back Hockey
Thanks to the indefinite suspension of the NHL season, society has gotten a taste of a world without hockey. After this eye-opening experience, it’s clear that when Coronavirus dies out,

Gymnast’s Parents Can’t Believe They Invested 14 Years For A Bronze
After spending the past 14 years of their lives spending countless hours and tens of thousands of dollars, Matt and Jane Travnik have expressed outrage that their daughter, Olivia, only

Professional Darts Player Scores World’s First Tranquilizer Endorsement
After a breakout rookie season, professional darts phenom Frank McCullough has reportedly signed the world’s first ever tranquilizer endorsement. The seven-year, $97 million endorsement deal with Bayer, in addition to his tournament winnings,

Dr. Andrews Performs Tommy John Surgery In 40 Seconds At Surgeon Combine
The annual AMA Surgeon Combine wrapped up this week with a spectacular performance by Dr. James Andrews, who wowed scouts by performing Tommy John surgery in 40 seconds flat. The

Morant Vs. Rule: We Rank The Top Jas
Who is the top Ja? While Ja Morant can sky through the air, Ja Rule can tell his rhymes with no hair Many foes tried to stop Morant on his

NBA Admits They Just Kind Of Guess For Defensive Player Of The Year
The highest honors for the world’s top basketball players, the NBA Awards, are determined by a panel of sportswriters and broadcasters, but when it comes to determining Defensive Player of

GNC Announces Shift To Steroid-Only Business Model
While professional athletes continue to prove that anabolic steroids are the only way to excel in sports, consumer demand for the drug has finally outpaced that of all other nutritional
