
LeBron Announces He’s Retiring To Spend Less Time With His Kid
LeBron James has been the center of several key bombshell announcements — most notably in 2010, when he declared his intentions to take his MVP-sided “talents to South Beach.” So

NY Jets Announce They Are Moving On From Winning
In a surprising announcement on Sunday, general manager Darren Mougey stated that the New York Jets had pivoted strategies, and were no longer interested in pursuing a future with the

Immigration Crackdown Leaves Florida Without Baseball Team
Speaking from the press room of a completely abandoned Tropicana Field in St. Petersburg on Monday, Florida Secretary of Commerce J. Alex Kelly noted the state’s recent hardline stance on

Breaking: Trump Threatens E.U. With More Panthers/Giants Games
President Trump announced Monday that if the E.U. doesn’t submit to his proposed zero-tariff trade policy on imports, he’s prepared to take extreme measures. For two days Trump went silent

Is The NBA Rigged? We Asked The Lakers’ 3 Newest Players, Steph Curry, Nikola Jokic, And Giannis Antetokounmpo
After a recent wave of trades to and from the Los Angeles Lakers, fans are starting to question if the competitive balance of the NBA is, to put it mildly,

Breaking: This Football Doesn’t Have A Penis Or Vagina, And That’s Wrong
While shopping for my big Eagles-Chiefs party this Sunday, I decided to go all-out and buy a commemorative Super Bowl XIL football. “This would really impress the guys,” I told

We’re Finally Ready To Reveal Our Picks For NFC/AFC Championship
At Sports Riot, we’re nothing but thorough. We subscribe to the “measure nine times, cut once because we’re too legit to quit” mantra popularized by former Falcons coach Jerry Glanville.

Strange: Robert Kraft Says He’s Been Watching “Squid Game” Since 1997
Sources close to Patriots owner Robert Kraft were invited for a “royal” breakfast to inquire further upon the billionaire’s comment about watching “Squid Game” as far back as 1997, early

Breaking: Replay Confirms Referee Is A Dumb Piece Of Shit
A highly competitive Divisional Round game ground to a halt last weekend after a prolonged replay officially confirmed what every person in attendance already knew in their hearts: that this
