Green Bay Packers Stock Buyback Scheme Nets Owners 3.5K Pounds Of Additional Extra Sharp Cheddar
In an effort to improve their financial statements and reduce the amount of cheddar on hand, the Green Bay Packers Board of Directors issued a stock buyback to net each
Japan Vows All Olympic Village Sexual Encounters Will Be Pixelated
Officials for the Tokyo Olympics announced today that they plan to pixelate the hundreds of thousands of sexual encounters that are anticipated to take place at the Olympic Village between
Yeehaw! Dallas Cowboys Hogtie Themselves Another Losing Season
Howdy, pilgrims! We’ve heard a great bunch ‘a NFL analysts are plumb mad wit’ that yella belly outlaw, Jerry Jones, who ‘parently went on down ta the O.K. Draft Corral
Struggling Actor Considering Joining The NFL To Book More Commercials
After failing to get a callback for the role of an embarrassing dad in an insurance commercial, local actor Donovan Helsen, 36, says he’s considering taking a part-time job as
NFL Offering Counseling To Players Who Recently Died By Suicide
The NFL has set its sights on expanding mental health care by today announcing a new program that offers counseling to players who have recently died by suicide. Beginning as
10 Facts About Patrick Mahomes’ Personal Life That You, A 45-Year-Old Man, Care About For Some Reason
Patrick Mahomes exploded onto the NFL scene, winning an MVP and Super Bowl ring after only two seasons as the starting quarterback for the Kansas City Chiefs, which launched him
NBA Finals Prediction: Charles Barkley Enjoys Hotel Buffet
The stage is finally set for the NBA Finals, and while the series could go any way given how the playoffs have already unfolded, we’re comfortable making one bold prediction:
Chicago Bears Retire Justin Fields’ Number
With the season over and it obvious Caleb Williams is coming to ChiTown, the Bears did the only thing they could, releasing a statement from GM Ryan Poles calling Fields,
Top Five Non-Crash NASCAR Moments Of All-Time
NASCAR has given us countless adrenaline-packed life or death moments through the years, but believe it or not, there are also several amazing moments that didn’t result from crashes. We